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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTake Away Guns, And Someone’s Just Gonna Invent, Manufacture, & Use A High-Powered Knife Launcher
You remove guns from the equation, and knife-launching massacres will just replace the shootings. Theres no two ways around it.
As long as there are criminals in the world who set their minds to causing bloodshed, theyre going to find a way to do it. And if you take away the nearest tool for the job, all theyll do is think of, draw up, manufacture, test, redesign, retest, practice until they obtain a degree of proficiency, and employ a new means to take innocent lives. Thats just common sense, plain and simple.
The simple, tragic fact is that some people will die at the hands of the angry, the hateful, and the mentally unstable. And that wont change whether the deaths are caused by bullets or by knives flying through the air at 1,500 miles per hour.
All that cracking down on gun ownership would accomplish is violating the constitutional rights of millions of Americans, while doing absolutely nothing to stop some sick, twisted person from murdering dozens with a rapid-fire dagger blaster six months from now, or in a year, or next week, or however long it takes them to devise such a device as well as a method of quickly and efficiently reloading dozens upon dozens of knives into the weapons launching chamber and then carrying out their horrific plans.
And dont say we could just prevent that by banning knife launchers. A criminal could easily kill just as many people with a fully automatic baseball bat flinger.
More from THE ONION:
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-take-away-guns-and-someones-just-gonna-invent--51477
GGJohn
(9,951 posts)however, in this case, that's exactly what would happen, ban firearms and someone would invent something along those lines.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)GGJohn
(9,951 posts)It's always been a case of if someone invents a better mouse trap, someone else invents a better mouse.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)It is outlawed if the device
- delivers a projectile heaver than Z and faster than X or
- with a higher cadence than Y or
- contains a targeting aid like rear- and front-sight or can be equipped with one
With the right parameters, this could be used to outlaw slingshots and bow&arrow, while allowing nail-guns with a low cadence.
Formula 1 is such a game, where the engineers permanently try to come up with something that makes their car faster without breaking a rule.
But in the case of private gun-substitute-inventors we are not talking about a crack-team of engineers with unlimited budget who do nothing else all day long.
Schema Thing
(10,283 posts)GGJohn
(9,951 posts)why am I being silly?
LannyDeVaney
(1,033 posts)The citizens of every other country in the world with strict gun laws are apparently too stupid to invent a knife launcher.
USA
Kotya
(235 posts)Guns are still available to anyone who wants one.
jeff47
(26,549 posts)ileus
(15,396 posts)silly onion...
I must be a little slow this morning, long night last night.
kpete
(71,984 posts)fully automatic baseball bat flinger.
Paladin
(28,252 posts)But thanks to The Onion, nonetheless.....