Bad Day...

[Playinghardball]

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!"

But, hell, enough about me.

How are you doing?"

[NaturalHigh]

1. LOL...Thanks for the morning humor.

[UtahLib]

2. Much appreciated LOL. nt

[packman]

3. Reminds me of a joke

A state trooper pulls a car over. Window rolls down and cop says
"I've been chasing you for 5 miles at speeds over 110. What the hell's your problem?"
Meek, little guy says, with tears in his eyes, "My wife left me to be with - she said - the most handsome, well built, well hung state trooper there ever was who is a hero to the men of his squad , admired by all and feared by all"
"Yah, but what does that have to do with your speeding"
"I thought you were that guy and was trying to return my wife to me."

[jalan48]

4. Thanks. That was funny.

[SoapBox]

5. Ohhhh.....

I didn't see that coming.

[d_legendary1]

6. That was funny!

Thanks for the laugh!