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Fri Oct 9, 2015, 07:36 AM

Ohio cops respond to call from man "surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish & Chips Ahoy"

An Austintown, Ohio, man with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high," according to the Austintown Police Department.

Austintown police responded to the call around 5:20 p.m. Friday, Oct. 3 and found the 22-year-old "in the fetal position." He "was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies," according to the police report.

The victim told police he could not feel his hands, but declined medical service. He told the officer he "smoked too much weed."

He told the officers that he smoked marijuana in his car, and gave permission for police to "recover the evidence" from his vehicle. Police found a glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar of marijuana in the man's car, according to the report.

http://www.wcnc.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/08/ohio-man-too-high-marijuana-police/73567468/

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Reply Ohio cops respond to call from man "surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish & Chips Ahoy" (Original post)
Miles Archer Oct 2015 OP
Erich Bloodaxe BSN Oct 2015 #1
cwydro Oct 2015 #3
leftofcool Oct 2015 #2
djean111 Oct 2015 #4
lpbk2713 Oct 2015 #5

Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Fri Oct 9, 2015, 08:01 AM

1. Maureen Dowd wannabe. nt

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Response to Erich Bloodaxe BSN (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 9, 2015, 08:26 AM

3. Lol!

I remember that column!

Dayum, I wish it were legal in my state.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Fri Oct 9, 2015, 08:08 AM

2. White guy, right?

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Response to leftofcool (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 9, 2015, 09:11 AM

4. Well, looks like he was not tased, pepper-sprayed, beaten up, or shot. So, yeah, probably.

 

And this, IMO, seals that deal -

The investigation is ongoing and the man has not yet been charged.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Fri Oct 9, 2015, 09:18 AM

5. Too incapacitated to drive to Florida.




Think all those Florida Man stories are all people who were born there?

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