Stuff I don't expect to see in my lifetime...

[Archae]

Peace in the Middle East. And the world.

The end of religious bigotry.

Aliens making contact with us.

Cancer and the common cold become as extinct as Smallpox.

Politicians being counted on for honesty.

The Chicago Cubs making it to the World Series...hey wait a minute!

[randys1]

1. I HATE the cubs and their owner. But I am a Giants fan, so that is why i guess

If you are a cubbie fan I suppose I dont need to shit on your parade.

There is, however, an old saying that I am fond of, that I can tweak for this occasion

instead of FUCK THE DODGERS


FUCK THE GOD DAMN CHICAGO CUBS

[KamaAina]

11. We're dangerously close to the two of them colliding

Then what? For me, Cubbies all the way; then again, I used to live within walking distance of Wrigley.

[randys1]

12. Who colliding, oh you mean the GOD DAMN cubbies and the NO GOOD FUCKING dodgers LOL

Well, I could root for the cubbies i guess...

If you see the owners car, piss on it for me, will ya.

[darkangel218]

2. Lol K&R

[postulater]

3. Don't worry. Bartman will return at just the right moment.

[Turbineguy]

4. I don't believe Aliens will contact us either.

If they were technically capable of doing so, they'd be smart enough to know better.

[darkangel218]

5. Did you hear what W said a few days ago?

He was here in FL and said that "American people couldnt handle it", when he was questioned about alien lifeforms.

[Turbineguy]

8. There you have it.

I rest my case.

[darkangel218]

9. LOL!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. By 'couldn't handle it' he means we might dial back the shootin' and pollutin' thing.

All the stuff that made him and his kind filthy rich. Can't have that.

[progressoid]

7. ...

[CrispyQ]

6. LOL.

I never thought I'd see MMJ legalized in my lifetime, but it's happening.

Oh man, would I love to see First Contact before I die!

[darkangel218]

10. Same here.

+1

[yellowcanine]

13. They are not there yet......don't count the chickens!

[hifiguy]

16. I hope the Cubs make it to the Series.

I always cheer for traditional underdogs if my teams aren't in it.

And Cubs fans deserve the same redemption that Red Sox fans finally got.

[Martin Eden]

17. I don't hate the Cubs, and I'm a White Sox fan.

I have, however, enjoyed making fun of them over the years.

I hate the Yankees for spoiling one of my favorite jokes:
Q: What do the Chicago Cubs have in common with the New York Yankees?
A: Neither has won a World Series in their new ballpark.
(didn't take long for the Yanks to win one in their new stadium)

Last verse of the South Side Irish song:
And when it comes to baseball
We have two favorite clubs
They are the Go-Go White Sox
And whoever plays the Cubs

But I guess I'm not a hardcore White Sox fan because I'm actually pulling for the Cubs to win. It would mean a heckuva lot to the city and to many long suffering fans, some of whom I hold dear.