Outplacement ideas for Stephen Harper?

[KamaAina]

(pronounced "oatplacement" )

It appears the hoser will be unemployed in a matter of hours. So now what? Senior Canadian analyst for Fox? Cashier at a Timmies in Guelph?

[delrem]

1. He's an oil man. Pure oil.

So expect something slick.

[Warpy]

2. Oh, I'm sure they'll ship him down here as a lobbyist

Either that, or he'll make a handsome living on oil corporation boards of directors, maybe get a part time gig disinforming university students out west as a public service deodorant and to pad his resume the next time Canada takes leave of its senses and votes the Tories back in.

Even Timmies in Guelph would be too wise and wary to trust him with access to the till.

[roamer65]

3. Probably become an advisor to Teddy Cruz.

[KamaAina]

4. Of course!

Our first Canadian President (with possible apologies to Chester A. Arthur ) would have to have a Canadian chief of staff!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. First things first. He needs to change his last name.

[craigmatic]

6. He'll sit on some board and get richer.

[IDemo]

7. Work at the Keystone brewery n/t

[KamaAina]

8. Or Elsinore

from Doug and Bob McKenzie's Strange Brew.

[Eleanors38]

9. Snyx....HONK! W-w-w-What? Oh. fox. Zzzzzzz......

[Octafish]

10. Fracking in the Tar Sands.

Beats prison, where he belongs.