Republican Presidential candidates respond to the loose Blimp story
Trump "Blimps are for losers. It doesn't even have my name on it!"
Christie "Oh you wanna make blimp jokes now"
Fiorina "it reminds me of a fetus returning to God. But seriously I appreciate that you called, no I REALLY REALLY do"
Huckabee "There is no mention of blimps in the Bible"
Rubio "I don't care."
Rand "You know, the US government sells helium from its reserve at less than market prices...." Everyone walks away.
Carson "This....this reminds me of ....of a dark time in my life..... I once had thoughts ...I was at this fair...and... there was this mime making balloon animals ....I.... kept thinking about attacking him with a melon baller..."
Jeb "I called my brother and the first awe-inspiring thing he said was 'Is it the tetherists?'"
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