Just took a shower but couldn't wash the stench of Lindsey wanting to "marry Carly" off of me

[Miles Archer]

https://www.facebook.com/topic/Lindsey-Graham/107679489255126?source=whfrt&position=3&trqid=6210806844767520004

Lindsey Graham: Senator, R-SC, Says He Would Marry Carly Fiorina for Her Wealth on 'Politics on Tap'
Graham made the comment after being asked to choose which politician he would "date, marry, or disappear forever." The choices were Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin and Carly Fiorina.

[Mopar151]

1. Those 2 voices, together

Would scare rust offa cast iron......

[Lochloosa]

3. Bacon fat. Best thing for the rust. He could rub that on...

Oh, well you get the picture.

[closeupready]

2. Lindsey is so straight, obviously, don't you get it?

He's 100% straight. Should be obvious because he talks so much about how much he wants to marry these women, date them, and so forth, whatever the proposal is which is put before him, over all these years.

[KamaAina]

4. Will you marry for the money? Take a lover in the afternoon?

Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon...

[Bucky]

5. Yeah, stupid response, but what dumbshit gave him that question?

I'm aware of the game "Marry, Murder, Fuck" -- it's played by drunk teenagers, not presidential candidates.

(and the correct answer is "Mrs Howell, Ginger, MaryAnn" for those who never played)