Chris Christie: "Police officers should never be criticized, no matter ...

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Chris Christie: "Police officers should never be criticized, no matter how many people they murder for no reason."

Donald Trump: "I have a permit to carry a gun. I keep it under my combover."

Rand Paul: "I'd like to talk about my tax plan, even though it is pretty much just a gift to rich people like everyone else's."

Income inequality is a big problem, and we'll solve it by cutting taxes and regulations on hedge funds.

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1. Income inequality is a big problem

"That's why we must cut Social Security and Medicare."