I think DU should do a collection to send snacks to the YallQaeda in Oregon

[LynneSin]

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCAq

Nothing says 'We really support your cause' then sendings bags upon bags of Sugar-free gummy bears.

[JackInGreen]

1. If I take a runny shit in a bag does that count?

[TexasProgresive]

2. If the eat enough of those things they will have their own runny shit.

[Lars39]

3. Someone in another thread suggested snacks

that contain Olestra.

[wendylaroux]

4. we have frozen cow chips

in the pasture. maybe someone could force feed them some?

[Buzz Clik]

26. Cow chips and sheep dip.

The perfect snacking combination.

[wendylaroux]

29. mmmm....... good!

[longship]

5. The reviews and questions/answers on the Amazon site are hilarious.

BTW, the Amazon link in the OP is not good.

Here is the link to reviews: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B008JELLCA

[3catwoman3]

10. Hilarious doesn't even begin to describe the comic...

...genius of some of those reviewers. Having eaten too many breath mints flavored with sorbitol, I can totally relate to the tales of distress related in those reviews. The sorbitol can definitely cause intestinal incontinence. I laughed so hard reading the reviews, the sorbitol indirectly almost caused bladder incontinence.

I haven't laughed this hard in far too long.

[Kalidurga]

6. Well how about this menu

a whole lotta crow

peas

and humble pies for everyone.

[tishaLA]

7. water from Flint, MI and burritos from Chipotle

if the lead doesn't get them, the e coli will

[GGJohn]

8. Hey, I'm in.

I'll donate a chocolate cake, this is the main ingredient.



It'll give a whole new meaning to run for the border.

[sarisataka]

9. We have White Castle here

I'd be willing to add a case of sliders and a bunch of fart chips, er... onion chips to go with the bears

[2naSalit]

15. Naw...

they like that kind of crap.

I think a case of feminine products, a few baby passifiers, teething rings and a Barbie doll. Nothing that would be considered edible or usable. I hope a lot of people send them a pile of useless junk and candy and stuff that has no nutritional value by any stretch of the imagination. Enough junk that it will be cumbersome for them to have to deal with once the boxes are opened.

But, that would be wasteful, especially the feminine products and the stuff would end up in dumpsters or worse, strewn all over the reserve.

[L. Coyote]

11. You know, you reap what you sow. Or, you just steal land and beg snacks.

How about we start a thread to collect memes about them, send them the URL with just a note that says, "Eat this."

[kentauros]

12. We could send them a plate of shrimp

And a copy of this reading material:

[central scrutinizer]

13. Halal lamb from Costco

And some hummus from Ben Carson

[BuelahWitch]

14. I've got some teeth cleaning cat treats I could spare

Y'all Quaeda probably needs a way to brush their teeth. Kill two birds with one stone.

[Paulie]

16. I was thinking

Warheads and salted Bavarian pretzels.

[kentauros]

17. Also some

bottled rainwater and grain alcohol

[LynneSin]

22. Forget bottled rainwater. Just bottle some water from Flint Michigan

[kentauros]

23. Well,

I was alluding to Gen. Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove and of their similar craziness

[jmowreader]

18. Send them a Candygram!

[pinboy3niner]

19. How could anyone disagree with sending them slacks. Have you SEEN their outfits?

Those winter camo duds look like KKK hoods and...wait. What's that? SNACKS? Well, that's very different!

'
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[kentauros]

24. I thought they wanted shacks!

A lowercase 'n' does look like a shortened lowercase 'h'

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

20. How long before they demand sex from willing right wing babes?

And how long after that does Sarah and Bristol show up?

[Shrike47]

28. I don't think sex is their focus. The guns substitute.

[LynneSin]

31. These are ammosexuals.....

I think they brought plenty of their most desired sex toys if you know what I mean.

[deutsey]

21. We'll, they seem to have an over-abundance of sour grapes

Let's hope they'll all be eating crow soon, bless their hearts.

[boston bean]

25. Let them graze for food.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

27. How about a case of these?

[Bluenorthwest]

30. Can we drop them in on a silver parachute like in the Hunger Games? If so, I'm in!

nt

[smirkymonkey]

32. Here are some lovely tidbits for them...