If you need a laugh, heres a facebook page - Snacks for YallQaeda !

[peacebird]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/770643456413085/?ref=ts&fref=ts

Some of the replies are priceless!

[fredamae]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHA-Thank you

thank you, thank you....lol

[MuseRider]

2. I wish I was

half as clever as some of those people. Thanks, that was fun.

[MattSh]

3. Send them toilet paper with Reagan's face on it.

They can clean up their shit with their ideological leader.

[mfcorey1]

4. Hilarious!!!!!

[trotsky]

5. Yes and let's protest the overreach of the federal government...

by having them sent via the US Postal System!

[Binkie The Clown]

6. "You must log in to continue". Sorry. Not a face booker. n/t

[mercuryblues]

7. these are funny in their own

pathetic way

This guy claims a doctorate, but has no car

xxxxx We need to refocus here! We all want to support our guys and gals. Reach out to friends and family, someone has to have a vehicle that can be used to go out west. If we leave Friday or saturday, I can help with fuel costs. But we NEED a vehicle! Reach out and network patriots! I'm trying as well.

IOW I am dead broke and won't even bring enough food for myself, let alone you

xxxx if anyone else is interested and can provide transport i'll throw in gas and bring as much food as i can afford

If only he could get a ride, he would be able to help out.

xxxx I'm in Western NC willing to hook up with any carpool.. Can help out in anyway... I ma in direct contact with Jon on site... Need to get out there ASAP..
Please contact me..
~JokerJ

Uhm, eer ah, But what if Oklahaoma gets invaded? Who will protect it, if I go??

xxxx I would offer my assistance but I don't want to leave and have something go down in my homeland and not be there for its defense. Hope you guys understand.
xxxx Born right here in Oklahoma. I'd hate if I left Oklahoma, just to have something happen in Oklahoma, and not be in Oklahoma to defend it.

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6 people asking for rides in Ohio, no offers. Is it a pre-rec that if you are in the militia you can't own a reliable car? Maybe if they bought less guns.

So if you drive 100 miles out of your way we have a few boxes filled with toothpaste, mouthwash, and Qtips. SASE for you to write home with because internet/phone service is shutoff. Courtesy of the US postal service. JokerJ from above is still trying to mooch a ride. No word if there are Cheetos in the care packages.

xxxx Anyone who is heading that way, myself and others have care packages for you to take.

This bright ray of I stand with you is in high school and complaining that he didn't get his favorite teacher. LOL.

xxxx I am here to stand with all of you.

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Those pesky grandchildren

Karen xxxx If I wasn't babysitting my grandson 24/7 this week, I would sooooo be there!

Poor Dale, he didn't save up enough money for the revolution and is plumb outta vacation time.

Dale xxxx I would have loved to go if it was closer and had more time to prepare! Don't back down gentlemen and ladies of course

!

I saved my favorite for last. He really started out making sense. But he forgot to stop typing, Ahh, yes our great forefathers had it going on. They fought the Revolutionary war in horrible conditions. A soldier was more likely to die from disease or hunger than in battle. They even marched from battle to battle, no cars for them. They left their homes and loved ones for the duration, but Tim's brother needs him.

Mark N Tim xxxx

In 1775, the place for all patriots was Bunker Hill; in 1836, the place for all patriots was The Alamo; in 1861, the place for all patriots was Fort Sumter; and today, the place for all patriots is the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. My fellow patriots, even though time will NOT let you stand with General Washington, or Commander Travis, or General Jackson, you are able to stand with the Oregon militia. What is happening in Oregon may very well be our “Bunker Hill” and for those who say “if I’d lived in 1775, I would have fought at Bunker Hill”, NOW IS YOUR MOMENT OF TRUTH. And believe me, if it weren’t that my brother Tim needs me, I’d leave my friends, I’d leave my home and go and stand with the Oregon militia. For patriots who say they love freedom, NOW is your moment of truth. What will you do? God bless. Mark N Tim