I vote for Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears, if we're sending snacks.

[TalkingDog]

http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B008JELLCA

We should chip in to send each of them a 5 lb bag.

[dlwickham]

1. LOL

I was thinking the same thing yesterday

[3catwoman3]

2. I laughed so hard reading those reviews...

...last night that I almost had Satan's urinary incontinence. Some of those reviews were absolute comic genius.

[winter is coming]

7. I haven't laughed so hard over an Amazon review since the time I was looking for

a truly-supportive jogging bra. Some of those reviews were comic gold, especially one along the lines of, "if you want to know what wearing this bra feels like, take your favorite comfy bra and line it with sandpaper."

[3catwoman3]

8. Do you by any chance have a...

...link to that discussion?

I hate bras in general, and those with underwires in particular. As soon as I get home from work, off go the shoes, followed shortly by the bra. One day, I even managed to take one off in the car because I was so uncomfortable.

I'm sure it would be a hoot to read comments from someone of like mind.

[winter is coming]

9. No, I don't, and I read reviews for several dozen sports bras.

I wish I could find it, or the one that said, "This is a boa constrictor, not a bra". And there was one about a woman who complained that the straps kept slipping off her 45-degree-angle shoulders and that when she became a billionaire and ruled the world, she was going to have epaulettes installed. Really, the occasional gem of humor is the only thing that kept me searching!

[Zambero]

3. Ex-Lax surprise cookies?

Returns valued wildlife sanctuaries to a regular state by scouring out irregular and irrational terrorists and other threats to civilized society.

[MohRokTah]

4. Better get them to them quick! Looking like this could be over by morning.

State police presence has increased dramatically, governor has called for a swift resolution, FBI has arrest warrants in hand.

This isn't going on much longer.

[Shandris]

5. Oh my holy god, I know those things. By name. By PACKAGE!

They actually SELL them locally! Those things are absolutely legendary.

[LiberalElite]

6. How about those Lay's potato chips with Olestra? -

never mind - I just saw online that they were discontinued. Damn. They were said to cause "explosive" diarrhea.