"When I asked 'Is my hair on fire?' He asked, 'How can I tell?'" Come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("They used to call me 'Speed-bump' in school on account I was so bright&quot Trump is saying: "Listen carefully, Anderson and even you might get it. . . . Gun Free Zones, so called, are an advertisement for criminals, wackos and jihadists to come right on in lock-and-loaded, the bigger the crowd the better. . . . But if we had some good guys with guns in that crowd, well . . . you get the picture. . . . But it's not like that at all with political rallies or where I'm signing books or speaking or. . . . Come on Anderson. . . . Get with it!"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story with a fine list of insane quotes:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2016/01/08/donald-trump-echoes-right-wing-media-falsehoods/207860

[Cassiopeia]

1. I've noticed he has trouble completing a sentence

just like Palin.

[Donkees]

2. My power is just shocking!!!...

...this is a huge fact! It's SO powerfully shocking that it attracts horror movie and freak show fans.

[skip fox]

3. D.T. is saying:

"Are you kidding, Anderson? . . . Trump University taught our students the most important capitalist lesson of all: . . . not to be taken in by a smooth delivery that tells them what they wanted to hear. . . . They got that one down cold! . . . They'll not be coming back!"

[skip fox]

4. D.T. is saying:

"I'm actually a very deep thinker, Chris. An American has got rights in America. A Muslim has rights in Muslim-ania or where-the-hell-ever. . . . Where have you heard that before?"