Found the "Please send" listof items that the High Plains Grifters are asking for........

[dixiegrrrrl]

Tampons?????? Really????
and some other interesting items on it.......

[arcane1]

1. And these idiots claimed to be ready to stay there for "years"??

[LiberalElite]

17. Well, one of them did - but he wouldn't share nt

[trof]

2. What's a 'John Radios Ham'?

[uppityperson]

47. What's an "apran"?

[trof]

51. Yeah. An "Apran 4"?

[uppityperson]

56. A 4 inch apron? Weird.

[pinboy3niner]

68. Maybe they want 4 aprons? nt

[jmowreader]

71. Maybe someone named John out there has his amateur radio license?

There used to be Johnson ham radios, but I don't know if any of these guys are that old.

Weird thing to me: They asked for sour cream but not potatoes. Well...the whole thing is kinda weird to me, apparently the rest of the world is supposed to finance their little campout.

[PeoViejo]

3. Tampons are for stuffing in your pants

...to try and make people think you have a big Dick.

[SDjack]

64. Those with anal leakage stuff them up their butts. No trash bags

and cans? It's going to get nasty.

[jmowreader]

72. Nooo...last I heard there was at least one woman out there

[Wellstone ruled]

4. Ya'all get this down at the C A L Ranch store.

Don't forget the Smokes.

[longship]

5. Notice: They need DEODORANT!!!!

Lots and lots of deodorant! Cases of deodorant!!!!

I tell you. This is going to turn into a Donner party situation in no time. Let them eat their own.

My advice, withhold the deodorant and they'll give up in no time. Either that or send hair gel.

[arcane1]

9. And they had us believing they were "preppers"

[wendylaroux]

57. no kidding

did they bring anything?

[jmowreader]

73. Lots and LOTS of guns...

but, apparently, not much of anything else.

[ladyVet]

84. Seriously. I'm better prepared for a long seige than that. Bunch of idiots. nt

[Gregorian]

6. A fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff.

[redwitch]

40. Dr Strangelove reference much appreciated.

Now I will read all this in the voice of Slim Pickens.

[trof]

49. Ba da bing...

[Rose Siding]

7. Ok, who's the patri-NOT who forgot to pack the French Vanilla creamer?

[dixiegrrrrl]

27. Now we know!!!!! why they are called Vanilla ISIS!

[Siwsan]

8. Medicine? Seriously? Medicine? Any medicine in particular, or just a 'fruit bowl' selection

And what the heck is an Apran, 4" or otherwise?

[arcane1]

10. And why are eggs the only thing "needed badly"?

[Siwsan]

18. I had to look again - there is no bacon on the list

Or fruit pies. Sorry, but I'd have to have fruit pies to sustain me during a standoff or take-over.

[catnhatnh]

20. No bacon-But a request for foreign made Vanilla Creamer

They're Mooslims! Damn-it IS Vanilla ISIS!!!

[Siwsan]

25. By gum, you are right!!

Maybe there are actually that evil terrorist organization, Hummus!!

[Mendocino]

43. Medicines

Likely antibiotics, for the upcoming outbreak of "carnal flu".

[Baitball Blogger]

11. Maybe the Feds will be nice and helicopter the supplies in?

[bluedigger]

12. Gaming supplies?

[RandiFan1290]

15. War is hell

[bluedigger]

35. Francis is great!

[catnhatnh]

13. What the Fuck did they stuff in their 2 dozen trucks

besides their swollen egos?

[muriel_volestrangler]

16. I think I was better at packing for a vacation than them when I was 7

I never left my underwear behind.

[malaise]

22. Hats, Caps Camo, guns, ammo egos and

no brains

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. oven cleaner and shelf units ... and conditioner

These are true Mountain Men - willing to undergo any privation, as long as they have a clean oven, a well organised room, and manageable hair ...

[malaise]

19. I'd send them boxes full of rocks

[catnhatnh]

21. Good Idea

a mental challenge will help keep them sharp...

[dixiegrrrrl]

31. There is a call out for us to send lots and lots and lots and lots of....tampons.

[malaise]

33. That should piss them off

I like

[wordpix]

88. That would make the msm cover story

"Freedumb fighters get the tampons they need" (headline).

Maybe blue tarp man will cover himself in tampons for his next anonymous interview.

[DawgHouse]

23. Aprans 4" - what is this?

[truebluegreen]

46. 4 aprons? or...

I got nuthin'

[DawgHouse]

55. I guess it could be "4 aprons". Are there only 4 wimmin at the compound?

[truebluegreen]

61. No doubt.

And it is (helpfully) in the portion of the list where they have cooking and cleaning supplies. Ish.

[MiniMe]

24. Don't send them anything

If they planned, they should have brought everything they needed, not depend on the federal government to supply them. Cut off power to the building they are in and don't let anybody in and out. Also, jam their cellphone reception.

[arcane1]

28. Things will get really "interesting" when they run our of cigarettes :)

[MiniMe]

41. Not the government's problem

They should have planned ahead

[uppityperson]

48. Donate to your local food bank instead. They can always use money. nt

[Joe Shlabotnik]

79. +1 absolutely,

Support those who are struggling, not these spoiled self-entitled frauds.

[TheCowsCameHome]

26. One of them must be trying to quit smoking.

Fire up an 'ol tampon and inhale deeply.

[saltpoint]

29. "Be sure to send

FRENCH VANILLA CREAMER and not some other flavor. We patriots are a picky bunch."

[missingthebigdog]

30. They don't need TP?

That seems odd.....

[dixiegrrrrl]

32. Esp. since they seem SO full of .............

[Contrary1]

66. ...or toothpaste

Unless that is what the 120 grit sandpaper is for.

[OldHippieChick]

34. I thought they could come and go as they please. Can't you get all

this at Wal-Mart? Are they running out of unemployment/disability - i.e. gov't money? This is so desperate sounding especially tampons and pads - that I can't imagine they can last much longer. Puleeze. Are we waiting them out and, if so, why do we allow them to come and go at will? I'm very baffled.

[Mendocino]

45. They're just cheapskates.

Plus by asking for stuff, that let's them appeal all over the country so yokels everywhere can feel they are lending support.

[Paper Roses]

36. These guys should hide their heads in shame.

Even Boy Scouts could have done better. As I read the list, I laughed. Bunch of crazy idiots. Do you think anyone is laughing? Yes, anyone who reads the list who is not part of their bandwagon.

[femmocrat]

37. What is Camp dry water Repellent?

And why do they need hay?

[Mendocino]

44. It's a silicon product

sprayed on fabric and leather for waterproofing. The hay might be for putting under tents for insulation.

[-none]

38. This is ridicules.

If they can come and go at will, why can't they get their own supplies?
If they can't come and go at will, shut of the electricity.

[KentuckyWoman]

39. King's in Burns, OR will deliver.

Since they've already tapped into the computers why not just order what they need?

[MiniMe]

42. turn the power off to wherever they are

That solves a lot of the problems. And don't let anybody in or out

[nadinbrzezinski]

50. M'kay

[RKP5637]

52. These guys also need their psychiatric meds!!! n/t

[merrily]

53. I'm all over it! Hang on, guys!

[Rex]

54. Pathetic...just like the GOP and endorses their behavior.

Why are GOPukers such scumbags?

[Warpy]

58. And there's not a roadblock WHY?

Hell, just getting the Jonesing tobacco addicts out of there would be a good start to ending this thing.

[truebluegreen]

59. They specified the throw rugs

were for doorways--wouldn't want anybody to think some re-decoratin' was going' on out thar.

How odd that "fresh veggies" seem to be a low priority item: I don't see vitamins or supplements on their wish list. If this is going on "for years" with that diet their teeth will probably fall out or something.

Still an impressive wish list for a bunch of rugged individualists looking to sponge off other people
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and let's not forget the money....so they can go to town and have steak and Jack Daniels when the whole siege thing just becomes too oppressive, like, tomorrow.

[pangaia]

60. Fresh veggies?

These dopes eat veggies?

[petronius]

62. If they get even half this stuff, I'm gonna think these guys are actually geniuses -

they've scored themselves a free clubhouse, and then a bunch of dipshits around the country send them all the supplies for a kickass cabin getaway? Wish I'd thought of it (although I'd have beer and whisky on the list)...

[Liberal_in_LA]

65. Seriously. I hope they get nothing

[Contrary1]

63. That's what happens when one packs the pickup full with guns and ammo...

leaving no room for necessities. Tells me they were hoping for a violent confrontation.

Since they can come and go at will, why not just head to town and pick up some grub? Are the clowns in charge afraid that their designated shopper will abscond with the money (again)?

[jmowreader]

83. I think they're more afraid he'll get picked up by the police

They ARE racking up a fairly substantial collection of felonies; pretty soon they'll be at the point where the cops can just stick a pin in Title 18 to choose a charge. That, and they've managed to piss off everyone in Burns - and as heavily infested with teabaggers as the Town of Lipton is, that's no mean feat. If I was Ammon Bundy, I wouldn't send my seditionists downtown any time soon.

[DawgHouse]

67. What's the difference between a wash cloth and a wash rag?

[wendylaroux]

77. you do not want to know..

[DawgHouse]

78. Ha! Good one!

[LoveIsNow]

69. That's a pretty privileged revolution

when you get gaming supplies, your preferred tobacco product, and a visit from the star of Mad Men (or whatever John Radios Ham is).

[LiberalElite]

75. AND Sour Cream nt

[KingCharlemagne]

70. "Ice scrappers"??? WTF, they want some Canadians to come down and join

their lunacy??? They'd better hope no Inuit put in an appearance b/c methinks they would have more in common with the Paiute than the Seditionists.

[edgineered]

74. What? No paper towels on the list?

It's been a long time since I've seen a list like that.

[jmowreader]

76. You do of course realize...

since they're asking for body wash and cigarettes, we could end this shit quick with a pint of DMSO, about ten grams of acid and a pint of liquid PCP...

[UTUSN]

80. R#10 & n/t

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[lpbk2713]

81. Copenhagen

No surprise there.

[SwankyXomb]

82. All kinds of jokes to be made from the list

"Hay"
---Are they planning on having their horses shipped to them?

[wordpix]

89. Hay is for the cattle they're replacing wildlife with on the refuge

Recall their grand plan

[MineralMan]

85. 'Real Men™' Drink Their Coffee Black!

French Vanilla creamer? Feh!

[NCTraveler]

86. Medicine?

Seems they are unemployed. Send them a link to healthcare.gov.

[CTyankee]

87. May I ask where are the condoms?

Or have they all had vasectomies?

[Danascot]

90. What, no dildos?

Guess they have enough.