News about the Oregon militants. You cannot make this shit up. You. Can. Not.

[DetlefK]

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/meet-bruce-doucette-buddy-s-sovereign-citizen-judge

Self-proclaimed Superior Court Judge Bruce Doucette arrived in Oregon Tuesday to meet with Ammon Bundy's gang of militiamen and help them prepare for a so-called citizen trial against local officials who they say have violated ranchers' rights near the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

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Doucette appears to have taken an oath of office to be a U.S. Superior Court judge -- which, again, isn't a real judgeship -- in May 2015 when he declared that he was a "warrior protector" with "jurisdiction in all matters of all states and estates, national and countries where oppression, tyranny, suffrage, peonage, barratry, piracy, slavery of any type, involuntary servitude, antitrust, monopolizing, terrorism, exploitation, blackmail, extortion" or more occurred.

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where he told the Denver Post that that while he did not have a formal law education, "I'm a very honest man with a lot of integrity, also very educated. I wouldn't credit any institution for the knowledge I have."

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Doucette's Facebook page is littered with various arrest warrants for county officials from sheriffs to local judges as well as memes explaining how the "word legal means undoing God's Law," a video showing how you can run a car on water...

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On his Facebook page, he also links to an article about ranchers Dwight and Steven Hammond, whose imprisonment for arson on federal lands was the inspiration for the standoff at Malheur. According to the article, their ranch -- which adjoins the Malheur refuge -- is sitting on "Natural Gas And Uranium that China Wants."

Doucette is also a bit of a science denier and conspiracy theorist. He has posted about how he doubts that the world is really round. He flat out said on Facebook that "we do not live on a Globe."



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Fear not, good citizens of Burns, Oregon. A literal Flat-Earther and self-appointed judge over the entire human race has come to put your elected officials on trial.

[Kelvin Mace]

1. Doucette?

So, he's less than 5 feet tall?

[awoke_in_2003]

47. You took the high road

I slipped an H in there

[Scootaloo]

2. How do you pronounce that name? Is it like "Douche-y?"

[NightWatcher]

3. Okie dokie, they're starting up kangaroo courts. Time to end this

This is going to put federal employees at risk if locals start trying them for crimes.

End the games and shut this shit down.

Let others know this will not be tolerated.

[stone space]

4. Paramilitarism can lead to kidnapping. This is very serious. (nt)

[underpants]

5. I'm assuming it's pronounced DOUCHE-ette

[Ilsa]

19. doosh-shit? nt

[Lizzie Poppet]

34. Rhymes with "dumbshit."

[csziggy]

29. Is that the mini version of a douche? nt

[malaise]

6. ROFL

[yellowcanine]

7. And no use showing him this pic because he probably thinks the moon landing is faked also.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS675wUMU-1wkw9rI2BnJ1mUsYfQpxswWo7r49_0Sdntsy9jo4s-Q

[global1]

8. Can A Public Hanging Be Next.....nt

[flamingdem]

9. #cowtippingterrorists have their own thug judge, great

[IDemo]

10. Shades of Judge Roy Bean n/t

[Wellstone ruled]

11. My thoughts also.

One should be aware of this Comic Book Justice. If one looks at the group as a whole,nothing is impossible. Just take a look at some of the articles in the Oregonian Newspaper.

[phantom power]

12. I think we can assume they're going to find some people "guilty"

And whoever those unfortunate people are, they are immediately going to become targets. Not just targets of the particular thugs occupying Malheur, but all the other "sovereign citizen" anti-fed thugs out there who hear about their kangaroo-court "guilty verdict"

Can we shut this horseshit down yet?

[ProfessorGAC]

14. They Already Have, Phantom

They're only planning to pretend it's a trial. They've obviously already made up their minds that everyone is wrong except them

[world wide wally]

18. I think we have to wait until someone actually gets killed. Isn't that how we handle things?

[phantom power]

20. It does seem to be how we handle things... with white conservatives.

[RKP5637]

37. And sometimes it takes several, and then TPTB say oh, wonder what that's all about.

If people of color had pulled this and/or moderate lefts, they would be likely tased, maimed or mysteriously dead by now. This crap is so out of control it's unbelievable. Now, they feel emboldened more and more to pull of more shit like this, especially after Bundy Ranch and now this. They see all of this waiting as weakness and admission of guilt by the feds. IMO.

[Jake Stern]

13. Bu..bu..but we gotta go easy on 'em!

WACO!!!! RUBY RIDGE!!!! OPTICS!!!!



We waited them out and now they feel powerful enough to do this. The time to act is now.

[MisterP]

15. a lot of people have juridical fantasies (NSFW)

[elias49]

43. Holy crap! Now that's one strange woman.

Jeez. A nuclear bomb filled with semen! I wonder if it ejaculated yet?
And what facility is this woman held in?

[Rex]

16. Sounds like a RWing gun humping troll, I wonder what his username is on the Interwebs?

He has no formal training, but doesn't need it because he is smarter then everyone else. Gee...that sounds familiar.

[underpants]

23. He has references. He's honest, has integrity, and is a warrior protector

Okay his reference is himself. But, come on, you gotta give him some credit for "warrior protector" I mean that is way outside of the normal everyday bat shit crazy you normally see.

[Rex]

25. True, if I was hiring and I saw 'warrior protector' on the resume it would be an instant hire.

We need someone to guard the fridge in the office!

[underpants]

26. LOL. Who's the new guy?

Not sure but I heard that HR may be militarzing itself.

[Rex]

28. They built a huge wall out of packing boxes and said the rest of us are philistines.

I hear they are already asking for pens and stationary. Some guy is hiding under banner material, holding an automatic stapler and refusing to come out until we put the ULINE mag back into the employee bathroom...OR ELSE!

[underpants]

31. Inspired

I'm guessing you meant ULINE. those things never stop coming. Our maintenance Dept gets them endlessly.

That was hilarious

[Rex]

33. Ha! That is IT! Spent days looking through that thing on the John.

TYTY!

[tblue37]

30. Sorta like Rand Paul setting up his own credentialing agency for his ophthamology practice. nt

[underpants]

32. Yes

[world wide wally]

17. I'm just wondering who will declare himself King.

Why do they even pretend to be "American" patriots?

[cindyperry]

21. This idiocy needs

To stop

[packman]

22. The Judge has arrived , let the party begin

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AND the classic:

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[Hoppy]

24. I don't know. Anyone who can use the word, "barratry" in a sentence, gets my respect.

[underpants]

27. I'll admit. I looked it up.

That was new to me.

[B Calm]

35. Just goes to show us what kind of dumb asses we're up against.

[RKP5637]

39. Yep! And dumb asses with guns provide a potentially lethal mix. These jerks are an example of why

we need stricter gun control in the US! ... but they're too F'en dumb to get it.

[Aerows]

36. Oh boy.

Y'all Queda Shitria courts.

Nutjobs one and all.

[RKP5637]

41. Yep! ISIS and these guys have a lot in common in tactics, ISIS is just further ahead. Patriots,

no F'en way! These guys are F'en domestic terrorists in my book.

[Monk06]

38. "I wouldn't credit any institution for the knowledge I have." Nor would any institution

"Credit him with the knowledge that he has"

Especially spellin and grammur knowledge

[Monk06]

42. At the link one of his famous cases was defending the principle of tax deductible meteorites ??

[lpbk2713]

40. "I'm a very honest man with a lot of integrity"

"And if you don't believe it just ask me."


It really must hurt to be this stupid.

[ryan_cats]

44. You can do this?

You can do this?

Doucette appears to have taken an oath of office to be a U.S. Superior Court judge -- which, again, isn't a real judgeship -- in May 2015 when he declared that he was a "warrior protector" with

I appoint myself as Supreme Court Justice and Grand Poobah over the Earth.

I thought it was funny when I received my official 'Reverend' certificate fit for printing from a website and they also offered kits if I wanted to perform marriages; no thanks, I'll just continue to keep collecting tithes from the faithful.

[Matariki]

45. I remember during the WTO protests some sort of moratorium on media coverage was declared

and even enormous protests have been steadfastly ignored by the media. Makes you wonder why these asshats are getting so much media spotlight.

And have they cut utilities to that place yet?

[jmowreader]

46. 18 USC 912 seems to apply

Whoever falsely assumes or pretends to be an officer or employee acting under the authority of the United States or any department, agency or officer thereof, and acts as such, or in such pretended character demands or obtains any money, paper, document, or thing of value, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/912