Two Corinthians

[RockaFowler]

Anthony Zurcher ‏@awzurcher 3m3 minutes ago
Trump cites Bible passage "Two Corinthians". Crowd at evangelical Liberty U laughs. Should be "Second Corinthians"

Ana Marie Cox ‏@anamariecox 7s7 seconds ago
This is Trump attempting to think on his feet, scrambling how best to pander to evangelicals. He comes up with: War on Christmas.

Ana Marie Cox ‏@anamariecox 12m12 minutes ago
Ana Marie Cox Retweeted the1mcclain
CAN I GET A SHOUT OUT FOR TWO CORINTHIANS? Are they there in the crowd? The two of them?

Ana Marie Cox ‏@anamariecox 13m13 minutes ago
Trump totally memorized the one Bible verse that Liberty U is named after.



When someone panders poorly . . .
This Trump is such an idiot who can't even realize they are laughing at him in that Liberty Crowd!

[pinboy3niner]

1. Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

[Coventina]

2. That's what immediately came to my mind!!

[pinboy3niner]

3. To borrow from Colbert, Trump has faithiness

[Coventina]

4. Nice!!

[napkinz]

14. faithiness

[KentuckyWoman]

15. perfect

[redwitch]

17. Brilliant!

LOL!

[Act_of_Reparation]

9. A third one ducks.

[napkinz]

13. ...

[3catwoman3]

5. I started a thread about this very thing, moments ago.

If Trump's favorite book is the Bible (yeah, right), wouldn't he know that this chapter is conventionally known as Second Corinthians?

Busted, you phony!

[RockaFowler]

6. Phony is the word for him

Like I said - he's pandering and has no idea how to pander!!!

[pinboy3niner]

8. If you're going to out yourself on your faithiness, no better place than a Christian university

[ChisolmTrailDem]

11. And Katy Tur in on MSNBC saying people she spoke with as they were leaving said...

THEY LOVED HIM!!!

[pinboy3niner]

12. In that case...

"Forget it, Jake; it's Liberty U."

[surrealAmerican]

16. In other words ...

... he paid somebody else to do his homework, and didn't even try to understand their work.

I imagine he's been doing that his whole life.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. 2 Corinthians, 2 Romans, and 1 Dubliner are in a bar and....

[madinmaryland]

19. Donald Trump was getting his Presidential Daily Briefing from Sarah Palin, when

two Corinthians walked in. Trump is stunned and starts to quiver. The staff is quiet as they have never seen him speechless...

He finally asks to his staff...

"I was expecting three brazilians, because George W. Bush told me hold many that is".

[alcibiades_mystery]

20. Paul's Second Letter to the Corinthians

Or the Second Epistle of Paul to the Corinthians.

You'd never say "Two Corinthians" if you had the slightest idea what the title even referred to.

Trump doesn't have a clue what "Two Corinthians" or Second Corinthians even means. It's painful to watch the American descent into pure stupidity.