If Trump gets elected his official White House presidential portrait will be on black velvet.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

[longship]

1. Playing poker with dogs?

Or, with Elvis?

It's got to be one of the two.

[2pooped2pop]

2. Yes but it will match the couch!

And the drapes.

[Marie Marie]

3. And, TRUMP will be emblazened across the White House in neon lights.

This man screams tacky.

[pinboy3niner]

7. Trump's White House

(Graphic from Bartcop, 2011)

[Marie Marie]

8. Perfect. Thanks for providing the visual.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

12. I'm in Vegas. I know from tacky...

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS
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https://www.vegas.com/shows/adult/puppetry-of-the-penis-las-vegas/

[baldguy]

4. It'll be so classy it'll make you puke!

[emulatorloo]

5. Lol, PERFECT! kick and rec n/t

[spanone]

6. he's not that classy

[Snobblevitch]

9. I know I'm in a distinct minority,

but I get tired of all the insults and sniping from all sides in politics.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

13. Try drinking more.

[Rex]

10. IF he gets elected it is game over for America.

[3catwoman3]

11. Black velvet, and a hideous...

...HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE gold rococo frame.