Borowitz Report: Palin Endorsement Widens Trump’s Lead Among Idiots

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BOROWITZ REPORT
JANUARY 19, 2016
BY ANDY BOROWITZ


DES MOINES, Iowa (The Borowitz Report)—An endorsement from former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is expected to widen Donald J. Trump’s already impressive lead among so-called “idiot voters,” an aide to the billionaire said on Tuesday.

While Trump was previously thought to have a lock on the idiot vote heading into the Iowa caucuses, a recent surge by Senator Ted Cruz, of Texas, has put the idiots back in play.


Cruz has worked tirelessly in recent weeks to tailor his message to undecided idiots, even revamping his stump speech to rid it of two-syllable words.

“That’s why Palin supporting Trump and not Cruz is such a win for us,” the Trump aide said. “She’s been out of politics for awhile, but she still has idiot cred.”



http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-endorsement-widens-trumps-lead-among-idiots

[spanone]

1. tell it, andy!

[lindysalsagal]

2. Ha!

[niyad]

3. can he use even smaller words--maybe just pictures?

[Wounded Bear]

4. She still has idiot cred...

[Gothmog]

5. I love good satire