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First Speaker

(4,858 posts) Wed Jan 27, 2016, 09:47 PM Jan 2016

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Who should Trump pick as his VP...?

...here are some suggestions...

1. General Jack D Ripper
2. Rufus T Firefly (The original, that is...not DU's RTF... )
3. Joe McCarthy...ignoring the ridiculous rumors that he's dead...
4. Hannibal Lector
5. Kayzer Soze
6. Jack Torrance
7. Caligula
8. Sarah Palin (Hey--why not?)

Any other ideas...? Be creative, by all means...

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Who should Trump pick as his VP...? (Original Post) First Speaker Jan 2016 OP

I think his narcissistic ego is so gigantic, he'll pick himself Jarqui Jan 2016 #1

Bingo. Ghost Dog Jan 2016 #9

Vice-President Camacho? spanone Jan 2016 #2

Well shit, Tarpman's dead, so I got nothing. NightWatcher Jan 2016 #3

*snort* smirkymonkey Jan 2016 #13

He's got some good picks there on saltpoint Jan 2016 #4

Te-heh!!!!11 jpak Jan 2016 #5

MiniMe C_U_L8R Jan 2016 #6

Susana Martinez. Forgive me for posting this source...but this is what they are saying... Dont call me Shirley Jan 2016 #7

Cancer santafe52 Jan 2016 #8

Large Marge jpak Jan 2016 #10

One of my all time favorite personal cult classics! smirkymonkey Jan 2016 #14

Vladimir Putin. Nye Bevan Jan 2016 #11

Himself. Octafish Jan 2016 #12

This is actually a puzzling question. Marr Jan 2016 #15

You left out Shootemintheface Dick. Apparently Mudflap is taking lessons on how to shoot people in lonestarnot Jan 2016 #16

isn't it obvious? Gabi Hayes Jan 2016 #17

Ivanka? (his daughter, turns 35 in October 16) wheniwasincongress Jan 2016 #18

Andrew Dice Clay olddots Jan 2016 #19

Jarqui

(10,123 posts)

1. I think his narcissistic ego is so gigantic, he'll pick himself

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 09:51 PM

Jan 2016

Ghost Dog

(16,881 posts)

9. Bingo.

Reply to Jarqui (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 10:05 PM

Jan 2016

spanone

(135,826 posts)

2. Vice-President Camacho?

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 09:52 PM

Jan 2016

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

3. Well shit, Tarpman's dead, so I got nothing.

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 09:57 PM

Jan 2016

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

13. *snort*

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 28, 2016, 12:00 AM

Jan 2016

saltpoint

(50,986 posts)

4. He's got some good picks there on

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 09:58 PM

Jan 2016

your list.

I might add Cliven Bundy, that nutbag who burns Korans in Florida, perhaps an itinerant fortune teller working the county fairs in Texas and/or Oklahoma, Victoria Jackson, Pat Boone, and Dennis Rodman.

Rodman, obviously, would lend international heft to the ticket.

jpak

(41,757 posts)

5. Te-heh!!!!11

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 10:01 PM

Jan 2016

C_U_L8R

(44,998 posts)

6. MiniMe

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 10:01 PM

Jan 2016

Or rather, MiniHim

Dont call me Shirley

(10,998 posts)

7. Susana Martinez. Forgive me for posting this source...but this is what they are saying...

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 10:03 PM

Jan 2016

http://www.inquisitr.com/2739987/meet-donald-trumps-vice-president-pick/

santafe52

(57 posts)

8. Cancer

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 10:04 PM

Jan 2016

..the only entity I can think of worse than Donald J. Trump.

jpak

(41,757 posts)

10. Large Marge

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 10:11 PM

Jan 2016

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

14. One of my all time favorite personal cult classics!

Reply to jpak (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 28, 2016, 12:01 AM

Jan 2016

Nye Bevan

(25,406 posts)

11. Vladimir Putin.

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 10:48 PM

Jan 2016

Quite a bromance they have going on.

Octafish

(55,745 posts)

12. Himself.

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Wed Jan 27, 2016, 10:51 PM

Jan 2016

Guy already cloned his hair. No one would ever notice a drop-off in quality.

Marr

(20,317 posts)

15. This is actually a puzzling question.

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Thu Jan 28, 2016, 12:05 AM

Jan 2016

Whoever it is will end their career prospects within the party's establishment, so I have to think it'll be some sort of spotlight clown, like Palin.

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

16. You left out Shootemintheface Dick. Apparently Mudflap is taking lessons on how to shoot people in

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Thu Jan 28, 2016, 12:06 AM

Jan 2016

the face and get away with it and then have them apologize to him for shooting them in the face.

Gabi Hayes

(28,795 posts)

17. isn't it obvious?

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Thu Jan 28, 2016, 12:41 AM

Jan 2016

only prob, would he settle for 2d slot?

wheniwasincongress

(1,307 posts)

18. Ivanka? (his daughter, turns 35 in October 16)

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Thu Jan 28, 2016, 12:51 AM

Jan 2016

wouldn't doubt it.

olddots

(10,237 posts)

19. Andrew Dice Clay

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Thu Jan 28, 2016, 01:02 AM

Jan 2016

Pat Boone , Ann Coulter or Ted Bedwetter .

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