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"Bullshit may not be worth much, but bull semen is another story.
Fifty thousand dollars worth of bull semen was stolen out of a truck in Turlock, California, late Sunday night, according to KOVR.
That's right. Bull semen"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/who-knew-bull-semen-was-worth-so-much_us_56a9185ae4b0f7179928c8e0
LET THE PUNS FLY ---- Key words - "udder", "That's a lot of ...", "Horny", etc.
Android3.14
(5,402 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,634 posts)safeinOhio
(32,668 posts)doda doda
This aint work
It's really fun
doda doda
sorry
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)Bull semen is needed to improve and maintain the genetics of a cattle herd. It is a big business.
Kaleva
(36,294 posts)CTyankee
(63,901 posts)Agschmid
(28,749 posts)Oh boy.
Goblinmonger
(22,340 posts)FWIW, I was #1
Someone here on DU did it - fess up - Stolen bull Seman
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027568550
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Agschmid
(28,749 posts)Goblinmonger
(22,340 posts)FSogol
(45,472 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)malaise
(268,896 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Whose sensibilities were offended by this particular post? It's a business. Take your ball and go home if you don't like it.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)in the Lounge before GD.
FSogol
(45,472 posts)Nac Mac Feegle
(969 posts)Despite the obvious potential for jokes ranging from 'funny' to 'gross' to 'offensive', you sort of have to look at it as a type of high-tech cattle rustling. A proven bloodline of known highly desirable traits is actually pretty valuable.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)"A proven bloodline of known highly desirable traits is actually pretty valuable." The Republicans did it!
TexasProgresive
(12,157 posts)3,500 straws of semen could be worth more than the $50K depending upon which bulls were represented. Artificial insemination is nearly the only way dairy cows are inseminated and is very common in the beef industry.
I know most here think this is funny, but the humor comes from ignorance. Theft is theft. Someone will be offering some high dollar semen at bargain basement prices. Every straw has the ID of the bull collected so the buyers can register the offspring as being of that bull. The ID won't be much help in identifying the thief because usually there will be lots of straws that were sold to many breeders.
KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)And if it is traceable the thief gets caught or his buyer does.
TexasProgresive
(12,157 posts)The breed associations are very strict about breading. With food and dairy animals all the info is printed on the semen straw. 1,000s of people could have semen from one bull. This is not the case in the equine world.
dembotoz
(16,799 posts)TexasProgresive
(12,157 posts)That's all farmers not just dairy farmers. A dairy bull may be the most dangerous domesticated beast on earth. With AI the bulls are keep isolated from the cows. My guess is the collection is done in a squeeze chute using an electroejaculation device.
If you consume dairy products this is a part of the production cycle- no calves no milk.
I wish most people knew where and how their food comes to the table.
CTyankee
(63,901 posts)Bulls can harm the cows in the act of mating and as you say be very dangerous. Same with horses and mares. It is too rough on the mares to conceive in the "natural" way...
My understanding is that they ejaculate the bulls some way and then inject the cows with the bull ejaculate. I thought everybody knew that...
ebayfool
(3,411 posts)With the armpit length gloves to prove it!
Local vet trades his services to the dairy in exchange for his - ahem - aid in inseminating other dairies cows. I guess that means he is very good at it.
But lordy, can you imagine how to put that on a resume?
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)Also for your entertainment...
http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/collection.html
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)She doesn't strike me as the type, though.
GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)"Bull semen belongs to the people!"
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]
Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)jmowreader
(50,552 posts)Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)Duppers
(28,117 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)Heeeeers Johnny
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Quantess
(27,630 posts)He looks shy, or at least, he does not want paparazzi following him around with cameras.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)NutmegYankee
(16,199 posts)Initech
(100,060 posts)jmowreader
(50,552 posts)If you're a dairy farmer, you want cattle that consistently produce large quantities of milk. Beef farmers want fast weight gain. Semen from bulls that consistently produce these kind of offspring, sell for more money than semen from bulls that don't.
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)n/t