Group W bench (apology to Alice)

[central scrutinizer]

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "Taking over an unmanned bird sanctuary" .

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball
And all kinds of mean, nasty things, till I said, "And impeding a federal official"

. . " And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the
Bench talkin' about crime, mother-stabbin', father-rapin', . . . all
had a great time on the bench then the meanest
Father-raper of them all . . . was comin' over to me, and he was mean and
Ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things, and he sat down next to
Me. He said, "Kid, what'd you get?"

"Snacks and dildos"

And they all moved away from me there on the bench