Chris Christie: 'I Feel Like I'm Gonna Start Pounding The Meat'

[UCmeNdc]

Chris Christie: 'I Feel Like I'm Gonna Start Pounding (his) the Meat'



http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2016/01/chris-christie-i-feel-im-gonna-start



'nuff said.........

[PatrickforO]

1. Cute. A little humor goes a long way.

Hopefully Christie will NOT.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Well. That's a thought that will require several gallons of brain bleach to remove. -nt

[Warpy]

5. Never mind, he's still too fat to find it

The mental image of him trying to is entertaining.

[Logical]

11. Nice! Lets make fun of weight! So liberal of you. nt

[krispos42]

38. Salma Hayak in "Desperato"

Salma Hayak in "Desperato"
Salma Hayak in "Desperato"
Salma Hayak in "Desperato"
Salma Hayak in "Desperato"




Okay, I'm good.

[hifiguy]

3. Mouth engaged, brain gears stripped.

Whatta maroon! What a ta-ra-ra-goon-de-ay!

[Ed Suspicious]

4. I think it's time he starts beating the bishop.

[Sanity Claws]

6. A little self love is nice but he doesn't have to tell us about it

[narnian60]

7. Uhhhhh,

eeeewwwww.

[Iggo]

8. Go ahead. Then when you get back you'll be calmer and less distracted.

[NV Whino]

9. Now, there's an unpleasant image.

[Nye Bevan]

10. He needs to beat off his fellow candidates,

as our British friends might put it:

I just love "why does that make you giggle"?

[awoke_in_2003]

33. Oh my god...

there is no way I could have continued.

[smirkymonkey]

12. TMI, Crispy, TMI.

[pokerfan]

13. How can you have any pudding...

...if you don't beat your meat?

[reflection]

15. .

[Dr. Strange]

19. How do I recommend this post?

This post must go to the Greatest Page! Someone make it so!

[awoke_in_2003]

34. Oh god...

that is double "ewwwww" We really need the DUzy Awards back

[sarisataka]

14. Didn't need to know that

[LittleBlue]

16. WTF is this fool talking about?

Okay president meat beater

[MineralMan]

17. I will not mention spanking or choking any animals.

Nor will I use the word pud with regard to pounding anything. No, I will not. I must not. That would be wrong to do.

[yellowcanine]

22. Kind of chicken of you isn't it?

[Odin2005]

18. Eww, gross!

[Initech]

20. It's used to it! Wooooooooooooooooo!!!

[backscatter712]

21. That's what she said! n/t

[Laxman]

23. Get Your Minds Out Of The Gutter.....

this is what the great bloviator was talking about.

[awoke_in_2003]

35. But it is fun down here...

seriously, I knew what he was trying to say, but this is funny as hell.

[Laxman]

37. Everyday Is A Struggle.....

to keep after him on substantive issues. There are so many of them. It's really difficult because the cheap jokes are always there for the taking. I've said before, its so easy to laugh at the boorish fat man because frankly-he IS a boorish fat man who just can stop doing and saying things that are so obnoxious.

[kairos12]

24. I just went blind.

[KentuckyWoman]

25. I can hear the Rocky theme in the background

That was cute.

[beevul]

26. This I wish I could un-read.

[Kalidurga]

27. Man I wish he wasn't such an ass...

That would make me kind of like him right there. Such a great Rocky reference.

[Arugula Latte]

28. No.

Just fucking NO.

[Wounded Bear]

29. Well, if nothing else...

these Repub primaries have been.....ahem......'entertaining.'

[Yavin4]

30. Ewwwwww!!!!

How can I go to sleep with that image in my head.

[sakabatou]

31. In the words of George Takei

[mercuryblues]

32. crook and liars

posted that video with their TOS above the comment section:

We welcome relevant, respectful comments. Please refer to our Terms of Service for information on our posting policy.

LOL.

[awoke_in_2003]

36. As if that will help...

they probably had to hire extra staff to clean up the comment section

[mfcorey1]

39. Does he know what that intimates?