Funny primary story from Tejas

[Stinky The Clown]

My business partner lives in the Austin area. Her plan was to vote from the talking yam, just to block Cruz, who she despises more than black mold or nail fungus.

She got to the polling place.

The line was long, maybe an hour and a half or two hours worth.

People, however, were festive. She was with a friend and they probably would have had a good time.

Five minutes.

Ten minutes.

A few yucks.

And then it hit her.

She COULD NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT, the deviousness of it all not sufficiently delicious to overcome contemplation of even an impotent vote for Yammy.

She and her friend left. Both would have voted for Hillary.

[metroins]

1. You have to state your party in voice

I couldn't lie like that.

Why didn't they vote for Hillary instead of leaving?

[Warpy]

2. Well, it doesn't really matter, Tejas was always going to go for Carnival Cruz

him being the Second Coming and all that other crap they believe over there.

There is no way I could call myself a Republican, either, not for 5 minutes. I'd be terrified someone I knew would see me and blackmail me.