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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsScrew it. DU needs a Chris Christie captioning contest right now. Give it your best:
"You said I could have all the donuts and burgers I wanted, Donald, if only I endorsed you. Well, where are they, Donald? WHERE ARE THEY?!?"
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Trump Tower, on the other hand...."
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exi--Oh crap, he's Keyser Soze."
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,889 posts)Human101948
(3,457 posts)It is so obvious. And he's mad that Donald did not even throw him a bone when he bowed and scraped.
Merryland
(1,134 posts)Dustlawyer
(10,495 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,831 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,831 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]
patricia92243
(12,595 posts)n2doc
(47,953 posts)mercuryblues
(14,530 posts)From The Butler
Protalker
(418 posts)Maeve
(42,279 posts)For those who don't know Old Testament tales so well--Esau sold his birthright for a bowl of lentils and Christie sold his soul for whatever Drumpf promised.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)Darb
(2,807 posts)"He's forgetting about doughnuts"
Beach Rat
(273 posts)He did, didn't he! That motherfu------ooh, I'm going to get him.
Yes, that was Trump giving him a verbal slapping around. Man that was COLD.
Mendocino
(7,486 posts)I can WALK"
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)Jim__
(14,074 posts)dembotoz
(16,799 posts)hamsterjill
(15,220 posts)There was an immediate change in Christie's demeanor. It was like "WTF, Donald, I didn't call you. YOU called me"!
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)Pretty sure his eyes were blinking "KILL ME NOW" in Morse code.
PonyUp
(1,680 posts)basselope
(2,565 posts)TheUndecider
(93 posts)BeyondGeography
(39,368 posts)awake
(3,226 posts)skip fox
(19,356 posts)"What's he got that I don't except for the highest poll numbers, a gift for gab, good looks and about 10 billion dollars? . . . Except for that, hell, we're like twins!""
04alsabi
(31 posts)underpants
(182,747 posts)underpants
(182,747 posts)I knew I shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)lips sutured together! Then I would never have been able to endorse this assclown.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)"...maybe if I walk off the stage backwards, no one will notice"
Glassunion
(10,201 posts)Greybnk48
(10,167 posts)It did! It moved!!
lindysalsagal
(20,649 posts)rollin74
(1,973 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,649 posts)I'm the KING of dumb and obnoxious. I invented dumb and obnoxious!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)"Not sure if fingers or snausages..."
lame54
(35,282 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,171 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,171 posts)different equation
(69 posts)and... that is the look on his face
...hasta la vista .....and........we wont miss you at all..