Chris Christie has no mouth, and he must scream.

[Chichiri]

"I believe that Donald Trump was talking, tonight, and that he, in fact, held an entire press conference. But it was impossible to hear him over Chris Christie’s eyes.

Chris Christie spent the entire speech screaming wordlessly. I have never seen someone scream so loudly without using his mouth before. It would have been remarkable if it had not been so terrifying.

Sometimes, at night, do you still hear them, Clarice? The screaming of the Christies?

His were the eyes of a man who has gazed into the abyss, and the abyss gazed back, and then he endorsed the abyss."


From WaPo: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/03/02/chris-christies-wordless-screaming/?tid=ss_fb

[Xipe Totec]

1. Channeling Ellison? Love it!

[shenmue]

2. Harlan Ellison reference, yay!

Harlan Ellison is nuts, but that was a good story.

[FighttheFuture]

3. I saw that on the Daily show, or something. It was so weird, and so funny. Hope he

explodes one day and goes postal on Drumpf!!!

[Jim__]

4. Christie probably didn't intend to become Trump's valet.

But there he was on public display. He looked like Trump may have lobotomized him.