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Zambero

(8,962 posts)
7. First off, Mexico will be asked to pay for the light bulb
Fri Mar 4, 2016, 11:33 AM
Mar 2016

The response from Mexico is f***in' predictable.

mercuryblues

(14,522 posts)
8. Light bulbs are for losers
Fri Mar 4, 2016, 11:38 AM
Mar 2016

We like fire in our cave.

When a light bulb blows, I make Mitt get on his knees.

Well that depends. Is it a black light or incandescent?

I'm gonna get rid of the loser light bulb and replace it with something better. It will be so great, so great you will love it.

I'm gonna change that light bulb with my d*, because it is bigger than my hands.

When light bulbs stop getting turned on by me, I divorce it and get a newer model.

Erose999

(5,624 posts)
11. I know guys who change lightbulbs. Great people. The current system is killing them. We're going to
Fri Mar 4, 2016, 01:04 PM
Mar 2016

fix it and we're going to Make America Great Again.

calguy

(5,292 posts)
15. I'm going to handpick the VERY BEST people myself
Fri Mar 4, 2016, 03:25 PM
Mar 2016

to change that lightbulb. We're going to be changing all kinds of lightbulbs.
It's going to happen folks, it's going to happen.

Erose999

(5,624 posts)
16. You know what Douglas MacArthur did in the Phillipines? He covered all the lightbulbs w bacon grease
Fri Mar 4, 2016, 03:40 PM
Mar 2016

so only Christians could change them. So the Muslims haven't changed their lightbulbs for 25 years.
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