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While many Americans are feeling very stressed out, understandably worried about the state of affairs in our country, this is also a time of great satire, of trolling, and of hilarity, as people use their senses of humor to assault the insanity. A Florida-based group calling itself The Church of Satanic Activism, whos motto is Thou Shalt Troll. Mercilessly, has taken upon itself the goal of disrupting the GOP debates. Their method of choice: Wearing 6-feet tall inflatable penis costumes to March 10, 2016, and the GOP Florida debate at the University of Miami. Under the guise of the ubiquitous Religious Freedom! umbrella, the group has aimed to claim its antics will be in observance of Shinto Kanamara Matsuri, the Festival of the Steel Phallus from Kawasaki, Japan, held on the first Sunday of April. Certainly one way to expose the hypocrisy of the Religious Freedom laws, when we all know its really just a ploy to further entrench Christianity as the only legitimate religion in the US.
The church founder, Chaz Stevens, had this to say of the upcoming phallic Ode De Trump:
Donald J. Trumps a real dick, so it wasnt much of a stretch, Stevens told The Huffington Post. The timing is perfect. The GOP is coming to Florida, Florida is shaped like a giant dong, and a dong is leading the GOP.
Never thought I'd evah say I wanted to see a GOP convention ... strange days we are in!