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imagine2015

(2,054 posts)
Wed Mar 9, 2016, 03:05 PM Mar 2016

Donald Trump Dog Poop Bags Now On Sale! This is for real!

Donald Trump helps kick off our new Poop Bag Of The Month club

Dump4Trump Poop Bags

$6 for 2 rolls.

Do you like Donald Trump? Wouldn’t it be nice to see his face every morning when you clean the litter or change your baby’s diaper?


Wouldn’t it be nice to smash his face into a pile of poop every morning when you walk your dog?


Visit Store For The Dogs to purchase this Limited Edition poop bag, the first offering of the new Poop Bag Of The Month club.

http://thedo.gs/2016/02/funnies/donald-trump-poop-bags-we-got-em/8526/


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Donald Trump Dog Poop Bags Now On Sale! This is for real! (Original Post) imagine2015 Mar 2016 OP
Just ordered 10 rolls, I don't wanna run out too soon... Pay with PayPal, safely... winstars Mar 2016 #1
Fill em up Hayduke Bomgarte Mar 2016 #2
You are sooo bad.. Marie Marie Mar 2016 #14
Is It Called The "Trump Dump Bag" or The "Dump Trump Bag"?.... nt global1 Mar 2016 #3
LOVE. zappaman Mar 2016 #4
Ha ha ha ha ha... this is awesome! Initech Mar 2016 #5
Very funny 21st Century Poet Mar 2016 #6
If and when he pulls it out. Eleanors38 Mar 2016 #16
Who profits? Myrina Mar 2016 #7
TRUMP WILL! cynzke Mar 2016 #21
Most useful thing Trump ever accomplished hobbit709 Mar 2016 #8
Gee, first it was Trump piņatas, trusty elf Mar 2016 #9
.... BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2016 #22
..... trusty elf Mar 2016 #24
Hi elf! BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2016 #25
Hi Blanche! trusty elf Mar 2016 #26
Oh wow---a T-stika! BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2016 #29
My Mom is getting an early Mother's Day gift!! bullwinkle428 Mar 2016 #10
America..hehe hibbing Mar 2016 #11
Actually, A Bag Full Of Shit........ ChoppinBroccoli Mar 2016 #12
surprise tomm2thumbs Mar 2016 #13
Good, but not nearly as good as when .. DemoTex Mar 2016 #15
Just ordered mine trof Mar 2016 #17
Are there large bags for Trump bullshit? n/t left-of-center2012 Mar 2016 #18
Immature, juvenile and sophmoric. . .but funny as hell. Good satire! Fill the sack of shit with a Feeling the Bern Mar 2016 #19
Now we need Trump kitty litter... Nitram Mar 2016 #20
Or even better yet, a Trump litterbox meow2u3 May 2016 #30
Feces are mostly made of water BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2016 #23
Got mine ordered. I'll pass them out at the dog park. hobbit709 Mar 2016 #27
They should draw his mouth around the bag opening cuz that's what spews out of it. n/t DebJ Mar 2016 #28

cynzke

(1,254 posts)
21. TRUMP WILL!
Fri Mar 11, 2016, 11:04 AM
Mar 2016

I find if hard to believe Mr. YUGE ego will ignore this if there is a penny to be made. He will sue. He probably has a patent on his name. Its a brand. He will demand a cut in the profits or demand a cease of sales.

trusty elf

(7,382 posts)
9. Gee, first it was Trump piņatas,
Thu Mar 10, 2016, 12:13 PM
Mar 2016

Last edited Fri Mar 11, 2016, 12:58 PM - Edit history (1)

then "Chinga Tu Pelo" beer, Trump butt plugs, and now this. He must be flattered.

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trusty elf

(7,382 posts)
26. Hi Blanche!
Sat Mar 12, 2016, 07:43 AM
Mar 2016

Okay, I redid it, just for you.

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and just cuz you're so nice, here's a bonus pic.

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DemoTex

(25,391 posts)
15. Good, but not nearly as good as when ..
Thu Mar 10, 2016, 07:14 PM
Mar 2016

I trained my dog Sirius to poop in Dick Cheney's yard in Highland Park (Dallas), Texas. Sirius pooped there regularly, got a liver treat, and I left the steaming coil of poop for Dick to step in. No cleanup in Cheney's yard!

 

Feeling the Bern

(3,839 posts)
19. Immature, juvenile and sophmoric. . .but funny as hell. Good satire! Fill the sack of shit with a
Thu Mar 10, 2016, 11:28 PM
Mar 2016

lump of shit.

meow2u3

(24,761 posts)
30. Or even better yet, a Trump litterbox
Sat May 21, 2016, 07:26 PM
May 2016

I'd buy that for my cats. Max would lurve to take a dump on Trump!

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
23. Feces are mostly made of water
Fri Mar 11, 2016, 12:37 PM
Mar 2016

The rest is made of dead bacteria that helped us digest our food, living bacteria, protein, undigested food residue (known as fiber), waste material from food, cellular linings, fats, salts, and substances released from the intestines (such as mucus) and the liver.....

And all of them are highly insulted over this.

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