Saw a woman carrying two pieces of crap down the street.

[liberal N proud]

Took my dog for a walk and saw this lady carrying a bag of dog poop (she hat two dogs on leashes) in one hand and a Ted Cruz sign in the other (two pieces of crap).

The way she was carrying the sign was as creepy as Cruz, she was holding it so cars could read it as they pass. BTW Ted Cruz signs are creepy as well.

I felt like I needed a shower just walking past her.

[hollysmom]

1. well I think it was nice that she picked u after her dog, so few people do and

all people with dogs get hit with it as if we all do that.

[cyberswede]

2. I hope she washes her hands after handling that shit.

...and also after handling the dog poop.