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http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/19/republican-plan-stop-donald-trump-election<snip>
Over the last six months, GOP leaders have watched helpless as the Republican presidential race has transformed from the usual loveable farce into a terrifying prequel to Mad Max: Fury Road as tangerine reality show host Donald Trump gained, attained and retained frontrunner status. With only a few months left before the Republican National Convention, party luminaries, bigwigs and eminences grises have come up with a secret blueprint for how to stop the New York business mogul from becoming their candidate. Exclusive to the Guardian, here is their 10-point plan:
Change the Republican party rules so that all presidential candidates must disclose the length of their fingers prior to receiving the nomination. Trump will drop out of the race by the end of the day.
Leave a trail of spray tan canisters and ground beef leading from the door of his penthouse to a barge about to set off for the Far East.
Lure him into a space shuttle by telling him theres a photograph of his daughter Ivanka in a bikini onboard and then blast him into orbit.
Attach a $5 bill to a greased pigs back and set it loose backstage before his next campaign stop. Hell chase that thing until hes out of breath, and miss the speech, which, due to his inhumanly hectic campaign schedule will have the cumulative knock-on effect of making him miss the next days speech, then the next mornings chummy appearance by telephone with his pals on Morning Joe, then the next four primaries, and before you know it hes missed the convention and is safely back to being an appalling but harmless reality TV star.
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CaliforniaPeggy
(149,518 posts)We could all breathe easier.
malaise
(268,693 posts)The last two are pretty good as well
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,518 posts)Trajan
(19,089 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)Octafish
(55,745 posts)Which is precisely what they do now.
Thank you, malaise! I don't look like that fat uncle Dracula, other than the overbite and fangs.
malaise
(268,693 posts)including establishment ReTHUGs and the corporate media
Power -by any means necessary
napkinz
(17,199 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)plant people everywhere he goes to call him short fingered. Yes, it is stupid that it set him off, but it does. It is his button, and they should just keep pressing it.
louis-t
(23,267 posts)"It's not that your fingers are so short, you just have an unusually large head!"
malaise
(268,693 posts)Trust me
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)maybe they could bribe the sound men at these event to play a short clip. Then have the plant feign ignorance, and plant fake videos claiming to be Anonymous saying they had hacked the sound board (might as well make Anonymous useful for something, if only to be a patsy). They could put plants in the remaining freak shows, I mean debates- they are a much more controlled affair. They wouldn't have to do it often before he finally loses it. Hell, get Fox involved and have them bring up his short fingers whenever they talk about him. Fox doesn't like Trump, other than the fact that he brings them ratings. And an imploding Trump would bring good ratings. Should a news organization do such a thing? Of course not, but Fox isn't a news organization.
malaise
(268,693 posts)Don't you wonder if these are rallies or the Drumpf 'show'. He actually slipped and called them a show.
I remember that his campaign launch had paid performers - is it all an act to whip up hatred???
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)That was a hilarious movie
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)that I enjoyed early Sandler movies. Oh, and every Will Ferrell movie except Anchorman2 (I guess I expected more due to the original). Yeah, it is kind of low brow, but I really enjoy Ferrell's delivery.
malaise
(268,693 posts)rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)I bet he sleeps with it and has more than one
Lazy Daisy
(928 posts)for the spray tan cans? I've got a couple bucks to send to this worthy cause.
malaise
(268,693 posts)hahahahha
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)I think I actually hate Cruz more than Trump
spanone
(135,791 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)Too freaking good
billhicks76
(5,082 posts)Seems like a no-brainier. People ask this question often. Maybe he had divine protection from Satan.
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)He brought them prosperity and purpose. So he had the protection of most of the nation, until someone from outside defeated them.
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)spooky3
(34,405 posts)But in today's GOP, the others are more likely to happen.