OMG- Ted Cruz's paramours revealed (with photos)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

The National Enquirer is indeed a tabloid – and as such there are various grains of salt that should be applied when reviewing anything they present.

However, that said, they have been unfortunately accurate for more than a few presidential hopefuls: Gary Hart, Jesse Jackson and John Edwards to name a few of the more infamous examples.


Beyond the story itself there’s a few presenting elements which point to a high degree of confidence, and as a consequence ‘legal avoidance’, on the publishers’ part.

Firstly, they post pictures of the collective mistresses. NE would never legally “go there” if they did not hold a very reasonable certainty the outlined players were factually part of the story.

Secondly, there’s at least one face in the group that is easily identifiable.

When you accept the NE editorial/legal requirement for research and attributed comment prior to publication, you recognize there is more than a strong probability each of the outlined group (pictured) was contacted prior to publication; and one of those is very close to the Donald Trump campaign. Ergo, it’s entirely likely presidential candidate Donald Trump knew this story was coming out.



http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/

IS THIS A GREAT PRIMARY SEASON OR WHAT?

[Backwoodsrider]

1. best presidential election EVER

Its one of the reasons I wake up with a smile on my face

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. I would have never mistaken "Lyin Ted" for a mack daddy

I can't believe I am getting to use the term "mack daddy " at DU.

[IdaBriggs]

8. !!!! Mack Daddy for the Win!!!

[Botany]

10. He is a "Mack Daddy" w/major game

Who would have thunk it? Ted Cruz =

BTW hasn't Cruz talked about the Clinton's marriage?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

12. Playa

[Backwoodsrider]

26. ouch

truth hurts... any politician that uses silence for emphasis when he speaks, much like a preacher I do not trust and consider them a taker and a player

[roguevalley]

44. Trump is now a shoe in

[Eleanors38]

96. But his shoe stuck to the floor.

[21st Century Poet]

54. His cadences and silences are the worst.

I have always found the cadences and methodical silence gaps he uses to be the strangest thing about him. I know it's preacher style but to me it just comes across as unnatural, too rehearsed and just plain weird.

[ipfilter]

75. Cruz's speeches are more like melodramatic sermons.

[Ilsa]

115. "Trust me" = "TrusTed" logo.

I still can't get over that creepy guy like him is a mack daddy, or yes, that we can use that urban slang to describe a GOPer.

[Mother Of Four]

15. I just threw up in my mouth a little

BLAAAARRRGGGGG

and @ mack daddy

[gordianot]

14. I rate the 2016 election experience as shitty but this does brighten things up.

[beastie boy]

19. Oh c'mon! Sniveling coward vs mack daddy?

Doesn't get any better than that!

[pokerfan]

112. Just as Ted rolls out new campaign logo...

[femmocrat]

3. No freakin' way!

Is this for real???

Cruz???

[Eleanors38]

97. Politics: Show biz for ugly people.

[Renew Deal]

4. Carpenter is on CNN and always had an unusually strong defense of him

It seemed personal

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. Maybe it seems personal because she knows Lyin Ted in a Biblical way.

[cannabis_flower]

31. I have also seen

Katrina Pierson on CNN.

[Renew Deal]

49. Yes. She is a Trump spokesperson.

Would he run her over to get at Cruz?

[Downwinder]

5. What happens when you don't support your reporters?

[Surya Gayatri]

7. Bad Boy Ted MUST have secret attractions we are still unaware of! LOL! Ooooh, you scamp, you!

[alfredo]

24. At least they are from the same species.

[Surya Gayatri]

27. Well, yeah, there IS that, I guess. No man on animal action.

(That we know of! LOL!)

[alfredo]

30. Sheep can't talk.

[Surya Gayatri]

34. You, bad!

[Mother Of Four]

57. B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahhhhhd nt

[Eleanors38]

99. That's what ewe say.

[alfredo]

101. that blue dye n her back is there for a reason.

[runaway hero]

9. this guy's

entire life is manufactured. what a shame.

[GOLGO 13]

11. Sweet & merciful Jesus, let this be true!!!!!

Mack daddy will get taken down...[laughing & laughing] So brutal. Loving it!!!!

[Kip Humphrey]

13. Crude resurrects the use of concubines! How very biblical of him.

[Equinox Moon]

28. I'm laughing my head off

I thought the post was funny...

And then....

I saw your avatar "Kip Humphrey" has of Bernie scaring trump! Hilarious!
How can I get one?

[Kip Humphrey]

43. be my guest to my copy...

Right click the image.
Select Copy Image.
Go to My Profile (top center right).
Pick Edit next to Signature line.
Position cursor on your sig line where you want the .gif.
Right click and select Paste.
Ta-Da!

Welcome to DU!

[Equinox Moon]

117. Thanks!

Hi back at ya!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

41. I just hope he doesn't take the story of Lot literally

[klook]

64. Probably takes it with a grain of salt.

After all, Bruz is a Pillar of the Repubelican Party!

[annabanana]

73. fits right in

Jesus didn't stop him, so he must WANT Ted to have them.

[Kip Humphrey]

16. "And the Lord sent an angel unto him, "Spread your seed, Ted Cruz. For you are the Chosen One."

[DemocratSinceBirth]

18. The MSM hasn't touched it yet...

They are probably vetting it.

[Missn-Hitch]

17. I just don't see how this will make a difference...maybe a few votes.

Check out The Family by Jeff Sharlet.

[trumad]

20. Oh he's done.

[alfredo]

22. He was porking her for the glory of God.

[Sheepshank]

25. true...hard to tell. After all Sanford won a re-election bid. Never saw that coming n/t

[yeoman6987]

82. Keep in mind Sanford went to a very republican district

He went from governor to house. He could never win statewide again or national for that matter.

[blackspade]

21. It's pretty shitty using these women as political footballs though.

They will suffer far more than Cruz ever will.
I think being a 'mistress' was punishment enough...

[Surya Gayatri]

32. Definition of "cruel and unusual"...LOL!

[blackspade]

53. Holy hell, I can't imagine rolling over and seeing his loathsome countenance...

[awoke_in_2003]

78. I just imagined

what his face looks like at the moment of climax. I may be scarred for life.

[blackspade]

79. AAAARRRGGGG!!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

88. I am so sorry

[blackspade]

90. Meany...

[awoke_in_2003]

91. You know how you sometimes get an ear worm...

then you share it with someone else, hoping it goes away? Well, that was my evil plan.

[blackspade]

93. I guess it didn't work?

[Aerows]

83. Oh dear Goddess in heaven

I need brain bleach, STAT!!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

89. That was very wrong of me

wasn't it?

[Aerows]

111. *Oh so VERY wrong*

Mercy!

[Arugula Latte]

95. Bad!!! Bad Bad Bad!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

98. I have been waiting for that...

I knew, eventually, someone was going to paddle me for that Hmmm, I wonder if Cruz likes to be paddled.

Okay, I better run before real trouble occurs

[Arugula Latte]

100. Oh, so now you are doubling down on naughtiness...

[awoke_in_2003]

105. Just call me

Naughtious Maximus

[Hekate]

108. It's a wonder they didn't drown in the smarm.

I need brain bleach after some of the other replies you got!

[Surya Gayatri]

109. Seriously, what WILL we tell the children? The primaries

are supposed to be a great lesson and learning experience about democracy in action. Civics classes all over the land are tuning in.

[lame54]

23. Katrina Pierson is a professional Trump Liar...

Am I supposed to believe this story?

[salin]

35. Exactly

They have been veering towards Jerry Spring Land - that would throw it all the way into Springerland - and we know much of Springer's show was staged.

[ProfessorGAC]

36. A Different Spin On Your Point

Maybe they knew Cruz was a hound, so she sleeps with him as a dirty little secret that can be revealed later.

That's consistent with your view that she is in Trump's camp.

[lame54]

38. My view?...

my view is my tv which she is constantly on shamelessly and unapologetically pushing for Trump to be my president

if she did as you say - she should be as washed up as Cruz

[ProfessorGAC]

40. Hey, I'm Not Giving Her Any Support Here

But, i could see someone like her being cynical enough to use sex as a way to get her favored candidate some ammunition in case things got dicey in the delegate count.

[lame54]

42. I'm just confused...

how her stumping for Trump is "my view" and not an indisputable fact

[ProfessorGAC]

47. Lighten Up, Francis

You were questioning the story because she stumps for Trump. I'm agreeing with you but saying she could be properly named as a mistress because she could have set a trap for a guy she knew would step into it.

Sheesh! You're looking for an argument where none exists.

[lame54]

48. then that should make it Trump's scandal...

and she should not be allowed back on my tv

[ProfessorGAC]

66. OK By Me!

But, there are dirty tricks played in national politics all the time. Admittedly, most of them seem to be on the right side of the spectrum, but look what Nixon did to Muskie, and what Reagan did to Carter. Not very pretty, but not that rare either.

Last point: Trump would have plausible deniability even if i'm right. One political operative setting up a rival in a sting without the candidate's knowledge would be easy to believe, and hard to prove the opposite.

[BeyondGeography]

29. Rec'd for the impeccable soundtrack choice

among other glorious aspects.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

37. BAWAWAWAWAWA

Am I wrong to fall so deeply in love with you
Knowing I got a wife and two little children
Depending on me too
And am I wrong to hunger
for the gentleness of your touch
knowing I got someone else at home
who needs me just as much



(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right
Luther Ingram

[Eleanors38]

102. Sound: like that old documentary "Hydraulics in Action."

[noamnety]

33. After reading the OP - I knew that if I googled his mother

I would find that she had long straight dark hair when he was a child.

[Mother Of Four]

58. Oh lordie -

Look at his expression in the family pic.

[dembotoz]

39. kind of thought 1 or 2 of them would be sheep

[LiberalArkie]

45. I think one has to through Lyndsey Graham's interview on Comedy Central

in there. I have never heard such a ringing endorsement of Cruz. "He is not Trump" and "There is Gun and Poison, Trump is a gun, there might be a cure for poison. I have never laughed so hard about politics watching that interview.

[Funtatlaguy]

46. Amanda Carpenter. Is the Cruz go to girl on air

I have no idea if she has literally done so, but she figuratively kisses Cruz backside every day on CNN.
She is always cited as his former something or other in the campaign.
Now, she's a CNN political "analyst". But, she's only on there as a Cruz surrogate.
She speaks of him in the most glowing terms.
It is truly vomit inducing.

[wryter2000]

50. Be still my heart

For realz?

[mainer]

51. #TheThing exploding on Twitter. Wow.

I don't understand why politicians think they can get away with this and run for President. They must know it will all come out.

[LibDemAlways]

56. If true, Cruz just claims Satan got a grip on him but

he's since repented and God, Heidi, and his family have forgiven him, so he expects the voters to do likewise because it's God's plan that he should be President to save the country from evil....or some such bullshit.

[napkinz]

85. I don't tweet but you might find this interesting ...

https://twitter.com/hashtag/CubanMistressCrisis

[riversedge]

52. youtube. I have not seen anything on msm ------yet....

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#CruzSexScandal

Ted Cruz Sex Scandal Erupts - Cheating on Wife with 5 Women

via @YouTube #CruzSexScandal #p2 #wipolitics

[lunasun]

55. The National Enquirer

That and Breitfart are my go to for all the latest news!
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/world-exclusive-obama-marriage-explodes/
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/michelle_obama_booze_binges_barack_livid/celebrity/66873
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/joan-rivers-obama-gay-michelle-transsexual-compliment-not-smear-0/
wow all true too you know it they said so
so

[Funtatlaguy]

60. The Enquirer did accurately nail John Edwards

Nt

[DemocratSinceBirth]

65. And Gary Hart and Jesse Jackson.

The stories cited are so easily dismissed as fluff.

[treestar]

110. This is their field of expertise

They might just be believable when it comes to something like this.

[NCjack]

59. All kinds are necessary to satisfy the needs of all people. It's not for us to question

why a few are carnally attracted to Ted Cruz. Damn it -- I can't continue along this PC thinking. My flesh crawls thinking of the flesh of any person who would let Ted ...

[runaway hero]

61. well...

Here's Katrina and Ted. Judge for yourselves.

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

62. They must rush home and disinfect with a lye soap bath. Strong stomachs!

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

63. Thank you, DSB, for that fun Friday pick-me-up!!

[herding cats]

67. When the they exposed John Edwards as a cheater in 2007 I said it they were a rag and were lying.

Then it was obviously true, and I had to retract my statement. Edwards was my first pick for 2008 until then.

This time, I'd love for it to be true! Let's hope it is!

[UCmeNdc]

68. Hey there are many more secrets Ted Cruz is keeping.

Ted Cruz is dishonest. Donald Trump has even more dirt on Ted Cruz. Pass the popcorn!

[herding cats]

72. Good point!

Cruz is a dishonest person to his core. There's going to be dirt out there on him, and Trump will eventually expose it.

Extra butter!

[basselope]

69. Anonymous hinted at this a couple of weeks ago.

[Bradical79]

70. I feel bad for his kids

Hope they turn out better than daddy.

[Deadshot]

71. Why would any self-respecting woman want to sleep with him?

[gordianot]

74. Good observation with a logical conclusion.

[WDIM]

76. Cruz should just come out and say its religious liberty

to have concubines. No wonder he did so well in Utah.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

77. You're bad.

[Jester Messiah]

80. This scandal's gonna rock him like a Herman Cain. n/t

[blackspade]

92. Nothing but win. nt

[JunkYardDogg]

81. Does he hump like he talks?

Hmmm,

So, when Chucky is humping for Jesus, does he give it 2 pumps and stop and pause and do 2 more pumps and pause and repeat and repeat,

you know, just like the way he talks

Remember when he talked about using condoms when having sex with his wife.

Now we know what he really means when he talks about carpet bombing- it is when he drops his used condoms on the floor and the glowing seen is caused by the florescent crosses on his designer Christian condoms, which guarantee instant absolution after use.

Katrina Pierson worked on Cruz' Senate campaign, so that is when they locked loins

She was on MSN this morning, slamming Cruz' wife,
She bangs Cruz and goes on TV slamming his wife, what a piece of shit

[Iggo]

84. Okay. That's enough.

[nilesobek]

86. Scary. He won here in Idaho.

Has me looking over my shoulders at some of my neighbors.

[Armstead]

87. The thought of Ted in a tryst brings images I want to erase from my mind forever

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Eleanors38]

94. This election has become a Squirt-o-thon...

Better wear Red Wings or Doc Martens when near these guys, or you'll leave the soles of lesser shoes behind. PHEW!!

[melman]

103. conservativetreehouse

[DemocratSinceBirth]

104. Great source for conservative news, no ?

[melman]

106. I guess

if that's the kind of thing you're into.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

107. Not really, but it was one of the sites that came up first when I googled "Ted Cruz- sex scandal"

[pnwest]

113. Well, ge certainly seems to have a "type"...

[Socal31]

114. Oh wow.

Where there is smoke.....

[B Calm]

116. Cruz Bible says it's okay to screw around.