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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThis actually happened today: Ted Cruz confirms that he has no desire to have sex with Donald Trump
No joke:
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Cruz: Donald Trump May Be a Rat But I Have No Desire to Copulate With Him
Sen. Ted Cruz one of the two leading candidates for the Republican nomination said Friday of another candidate: Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him.
Cruz was vociferously denying the stories of alleged past sex scandals, calling them a tabloid smear and the fruit of onetime Trump operative Roger Stones dirty tricks.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/cruz-donald-trump-may-be-a-rat-but-i-have-no-desire-to-copulate-with-him/
riversedge
(69,727 posts)renegade000
(2,301 posts)and it came out in one of the worst possible ways.
1. He wanted to call Trump and his campaign out as engaging in "rat-fucking", which is slang for playing Nixonian dirty tricks, but didn't want to be explicit (hence the usage of copulation).
2. He wanted to insult Trump (hence the rat comment).
3. He wanted to dissociate himself from all the sexual allegations... (hence the saying he doesn't want to copulate)
riversedge
(69,727 posts)ohnoyoudidnt
(1,858 posts)weird. This is no way intended to be a homophobic comment. People are born with their sexuality and there's nothing wrong with whatever it is, but there have been many religious, family values politicians that have turned out to be hypocrites.
Kaleva
(36,147 posts)Actually, I don't want that visual in my head so I'm not going to try.
Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)Kaleva
(36,147 posts)Lochloosa
(16,019 posts)But I won't.
Kaleva
(36,147 posts)Kingofalldems
(38,361 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)but he is making an exception for Trump
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)herding cats
(19,549 posts)Because it looks like that's the rat who fucked him.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
(note to jurors: ratfucking definition.)
Chan790
(20,176 posts)Donald Trump may be the only thing on Earth Ted Cruz isn't interested in sticking his sanctimonious, sleazy penis in.