ammosexual loses leg after shooting lawn mower full of explosives

[KG]

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WALTON COUNTY, GA - A Georgia man has lost his leg after shooting a lawn mower packed with an explosive known as Tannerite.

"We get a lot of calls about Tannerite. It can be extremely dangerous if it is not used correctly," says Walton County Sheriff Joe Chapman.

Chapman released video of the explosion that cost David Pressley his leg as a warning to others.

Tannerite is the brand name of a combination of ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder. When mixed and shot with a high-velocity bullet, it creates a loud noise and explosion


http://news4sanantonio.com/news/nation-world/man-looses-leg-after-shooting-lawn-mower-full-of-explosives

[KamaAina]

1. Missed a Darwin Award by that much!

[peabody]

3. Can we consider him a runner-up?

[KamaAina]

5. I see what you did there.

"runner-up".

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

6. My girlfriend makes the strong argument that Darwin Awards need to account for...

how "fuckable" the individual remains afterwards and that one might sufficiently maim themselves that sexual reproduction is sufficiently unlikely.

[OhZone]

8. True. nt

[KamaAina]

9. I know two amputees who are quite, er, doable

alas, one plays for the other team and the other one is not only taken but just moved back East.

[OhZone]

7. Participation trophy? hahaha n/t

[guillaumeb]

2. and this is exactly why the Founders of this country wrote the

Second Amendment: to guarantee the right of idiots to defend themselves from an invasion of lawn mowers.

[lpbk2713]

4. "Ah swear, officer. The mower fired first."

BWAHAHAHA

[Crunchy Frog]

10. Must have been one Hell of an orgasm.

At least he practiced his solitary vice at a safe distance from other people.

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. His friends videotaping were right behind him.

Miracle they did not get shrapnel also.

Apparently blowing things up with this explosive is a VERY popular thing to do around the country, if all the YouTube videos are any measure.

[Monk06]

11. Sad news I was looking for a good riding mower

[aikoaiko]

12. Reminds me of the Minnesota Dumptruck versus Tannerite case

Tannerite and recreational binary explosive have been around a long time, but the MN Dump Truck was the video that started a trend.

[Rex]

13. Law abiding lawnmower owner, volatile chemical enthusiast, gun hoarding

citizen? I hate it when they turn to the stupid side of the force.