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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSample questions from the Trump University final exam:
Below you will find three examples of questions from previous final exams at Trump University. Use these sample questions and the answer key provided to prepare for next weeks big test.
1. Two plus two equals what?
(a) Maybe four.
(b) Could be four. Could be. Lotta people saying its five.
(c) Im not saying its five; Im saying it could becould be five. You see these establishment hacks, losers, like Mitt Romney? Real crank. They hate me. They take answers like could be and say, Oh, he says two plus two equals five. I never said that. I neverI said could be. Could be six. We dont know.
(d) All of the above.
(e) None of the above.
(f) D and E.
2. Describe a major theme of The Old Man and the Sea.
(a) Well, the theme is big. That I can assure you. Definitely no problem in the theme department. Quite big. Quite.
(b) I know what you want me to say here. You want me to say yuge. Well, Im not. Im not gonna say that.
(c) Should I say it? . . . No. Im not gonna say it. But it is.
(d) Nowand I dont even wanna bring it upbut you got a lot of people. Im not going to mention names. O.K., Marco. You got Little Marco, who has a tiny theme. No, its true. Very small. Probably why hes outta the race. Seriously, find me one person who says there was a big theme behind that campaign. But anyway, heres Little Marco, saying Im the one with the small theme. Can you believe that? Says Im like Santiago in The Old Man and the Sea. Says I sometimes lose my harpoonyou know, prematurelywhen I try to reel in the big fish. Totally not true.
(e) In fact, reminds me of the time I tried to get a date with Brooke Shields. Remember Brooke Shields? Gorgeous. Not like my wife. Gorgeous, though. I asked her out. She said no. Career went downhill after that. Left me like Santiago at the end of the book, hauling this gigantic mast home with nothing to show for my troubles.
(f) Seriously, The Old Man and the Sea? Please. Santiagos not a winner. Heres what you need to read: The Art of the Deal. Best book since the Bible. Probably better. People say that. I dont. People do. Bible was, like, God with sixty ghostwriters. The Art of the Deal was just me, dictating to Tony Schwartz. Great guy. Takes dictation better than Moses.
3. H2O is the chemical symbol for what compound?
(a) What the hells huh-twenty?
(b) No, thats what it says, huh-twenty. Or maybe the H is silent. I dunno.
(c) I didnt say huh-twenty. You said huh-twenty. You asked me what huh-twenty was. You see, this is what the media does. They claim, You said huh-twenty! And Im like, I said? No you said huh-twenty. I just repeated what you said.
(d) Thats all they do, ask these totally bogus questions, when what they should be asking about is Hillarys e-mails. Thats what this question should be about. Because what she didwow. I mean, thats why shes hugging Obama every chance she gets.
(e) You know who else hugs Obama? Chris Christie.
(f) But we love Chris, dont we? We love Chris.
Answer key:
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/sample-questions-from-the-trump-university-final-exam?intcid=mod-most-popular
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