Alex Jones: "Obama will unleash his army of Beyoncés to take over the US."

[DetlefK]

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/watch-alex-jones-shares-an-ominous-warning-with-america-obama-will-activate-the-beyonces/

Specifically, Jones said he thinks that the “Viacom, CIA-run weapons system is activating the Beyoncés and all the rest of the folks to say, ‘Go out and kill the pigs.’”

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“He’s gonna try something, he’s going to,” Manning insisted. “He’s already put it in the works. I mean, remember, Obama is CIA, understand that he is a compadre with Putin in Russia, he’s not gonna walk away from world power. He just isn’t going to do it. And anybody who thinks that he does — now, I’m all for Trump, hey, you know I am, I’m all in on Trump — but anybody who thinks that Obama’s gonna walk away from power, you’re not thinking. You just aren’t thinking.”


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THAT is an occupying army I wouldn't mind.

[JustAnotherGen]

1. This man is dangerous

By invoking her name - he puts her at risk of a nut with a gun.

He ought to be ashamed of himself.

[struggle4progress]

2. Eeek! Beyoncé! Resistance is futile!

[Eleanors38]

28. I'm first in line for the surrender!

[yuiyoshida]

33. I for one

welcome our new Beyoncé overlords

[Maru Kitteh]

3. Hell, I'm a straight middle-aged lady and even *I* wouldn't mind!

[NightWatcher]

4. Uh oh. He's on to us! Time to mobilize! Everyone into Formation

[rjsquirrel]

5. There will be dancing eom

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. OMG! Release the Kraken!

Now, there's a movie - "Beyoncé v. Kraken" ...

[Orrex]

7. This will move the whole nation to the left

To the left, to the left.

[pinboy3niner]

8. *snort*

[Henhouse]

10. LMAO at this whole thread...but "to the left, to the left...I'm crying..nt

[Odin2005]

15. OMG!!!

[Initech]

19. Thread over!

[FSogol]

23. LOL.

[emulatorloo]

26. Ha!

[Marrah_G]

35. You just won the internet :)

[msanthrope]

36. You win the Internets today! nt

[gollygee]

43. ROFL how did I miss this yesterday??? !!!

[sufrommich]

9. She's already captured our children

with her devil music:

"


She will rule the world,girls.

[edhopper]

11. an Army of Beyonces

is so hot.

[wyldwolf]

12. I hope I'm captured and interrogated. ;)

[Demsrule86]

13. I love love Beyonce

My lovely daughter took me to her Concert last Tuesday in Pittsburgh...it was awesome probably the best concert I have ever been to! Let the unleashing begin Alex...hopefully, you will be swept away!

[csziggy]

14. He's probably having fantasies of "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death"

By the way, this movie explains why Bill Maher never had a successful movie career.

[Odin2005]

16. I can't tell if this guy is legit crazy or just pandering to the crazies...

[Initech]

38. Both.

[womanofthehills]

41. Remember last week when he said Michelle Obama was really a man who killed Joan Rivers

[Initech]

42. Yeah that was about as insane as it gets!

[Johonny]

17. I, for one, surrender.

[Archae]

18. And when, (NOT if!) this doesn't happen, they will take the credit.

"It wuz our warnin' that stopped it!

Alex Jones is like Jim Bakker, a con artist.

[Boomerproud]

20. Am I going to have to buy a wind machine?

But seriously, do people stay up nights to think this shit up?

[Aristus]

21. Army of Beyonces. Also known as: Combat Booty-licious!

[Initech]

22. Why not? Make America Booty-licious Again!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[jpmonk91]

24. Lol

Alex jones is crazy

[edbermac]

25. Invasion of the Beyonce Snatchers?

[Eleanors38]

27. Well, she can take me over!

[IronLionZion]

29. An army of Beyoncés sounds kind of awesome

[Blue_Tires]

30. Ironically it was not that long ago that Jones had a huge following here...

[gollygee]

31. Army of Beyoncés!!

Sounds like a party!

[GaYellowDawg]

32. I'm afraid a Beyonce will have to be assigned to me personally.

[leftyladyfrommo]

34. He is so silly.

All the right wingers I knew really wanted Obama to declare martial law.

None of their conspiracy theories have come true . But they won't bother to explain it. They will just move on to new conspiracy theories.

[msanthrope]

37. Do men not understand how easily they telegraph their mastubatory fantasies to the world? nt

[hopemountain]

39. i want to be a beyonce in obama's army

[Monk06]

40. Not Beyonce It will be Octobriana and the Finger of Lenin

[Bradical79]

44. I would like to welcome our Beyonce overlords

[NaturalHigh]

45. An army of Beyonces? Hmm...worse could happen.

[libodem]

46. Oh, noes

Twerked to death? SOS.

[KamaAina]

47. An army of Beyoncés? Where do I enlist?