We all know Trump is toast, but is he also the new Jesus?

[L. Coyote]

This is more entertaining than the Sunday morning talk shows ...

If You Believe in Trump, He'll Appear in Your Bathroom
Harry Cheadle, Senior Editor, June 9, 2016
From the column 'The VICE Guide to the 2016 Election'

Screenshot via WTVR CBS 6 Richmond


Suppose you have to take a poop. You think it's going to be a quick trip, so you don't bring your phone or a magazine or anything, then stuff happens—I don't need to get into it—and you realize you're going to be in there for a while. With nothing to read, you resign yourself to not consuming media for the next whatever number of minutes. You stare at the tile the way a cow stares at the sky. Your mind wanders, maybe to the fate of the country, maybe to those videos about how Donald Trump is going to save America.

Then, you see it: Trump's face in the tile. Is it really him? You look again.

That's what happened to Virginian Clayton Litten (well, he told the local news station he was "sitting on his toilet, admiring his newly tiled bathroom floor," but whatever). Litten asked the guys who did the tiling if they saw it, and they said they did. So did his wife. He then hit up the Trump campaign and asked the flesh version of Trump to stop by (he hasn't heard back yet). ............

I so hope the Donald stops by to visit the sacred shrine ....

[L. Coyote]

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