Meet Edward Ivari, the surgeon who made Trump's hair great again.

[DetlefK]

http://gawker.com/is-donald-trump-s-hair-a-60-000-weave-a-gawker-invest-1777581357

Summary:
(I''ll leave aside all the clues why Trump's hair looks weird and cut to the meat of the article.)

1. Edward Ivari, a specialist for restoring and implanting hair, had his office in Trump-tower, on the same floor as Donald Trump. He touted to his clients that there is a private way to enter his offices unseen.

2. Trump's hair looks suspiciously like a weave held in place on his scalp.

3. In 2005 Ivari stopped listing his Trump-Tower address for his offices, switching it to "new address coming soon".
In 2010 Ivari officially declared his business in New York as inactive.
That means, for 5 years Ivari had difficulty acquiring new patients and yet he stayed in business, all the while being literally located next door to a guy whose unnatural hair is legendary.





http://gawker.com/now-peter-thiels-lawyer-wants-to-silence-reporting-on-t-1781918385

In related news, billionaire Peter Thiel's lawyer-for-hire is now working on behalf of Ivari and suing Gawker for making defamatory statements. (Most of those 19 defamatory statements are from Ivari's own advertisement or publicly available legal proceedings from earlier cases surrounding Ivari.)

[marble falls]

1. All it would take would be one bucket of water. Then we'd all know everything.

[DetlefK]

2. You can't do that. Donald Trump would melt.

[marble falls]

3. And there's a down side?