Yo. GOPeers. Really?

[Stinky The Clown]

So, word is some of you are considering a move to dump Drumpf and replace him with Cruz?

OMG?!?!?!?!

Really?

Trump has horrible numbers. But Cruz is even worse for you guys. He is maybe the most universally unlikeable human to ever win elective office (a win we ALL know was by deceit and chicanery).

People, even his physical face, a trait not in his control, incites onlookers to dislike him on a subliminal level. Really. Look it up. I 'shit you not.

Guys. C'mon. Really? Cruz?

Stick with Trump. At least he's good for laughs.

[Warren Stupidity]

1. They can't dump trump without a rule rewrite.

Trump has the votes right now. He's got 1447 pledged delegates.

A rule rewrite would cost them essentially all of Trump's supporters in the ge.

[Stinky The Clown]

2. You know they can't. I know they can't. But that doesn't stop the Cruzers

Look how he won Tejas.

[beastie boy]

3. I resent the implications of your remark!

Clearly, Cruz is good for some laughs too!

[Hekate]

4. Cruz creeps me out and scares the bejayzus out of me. This election is already...

...a litmus test for the soul of America -- let's not make it that much worse.

[eastwestdem]

5. But...it makes for good viewing.... nt