**Please caption the Trumpy**

[SummerSnow]

Donald Trump Declaring He Will NEVER Let Politicians Disarm The American People!

Posted by Bob Amoroso / February 8, 2016

“So important is our Second Amendment. The politicians are chipping away at it day by day, night by night, [and] it gets weaker and weaker. We’re not going to let it happen. We are going to protect our Second Amendment. If I’m president, you can count on it 100 percent.”--Trump



Here is my caption: " Didn't I tell you people if I shot you, I will still go up in the polls? Let's test it out, any volunteers?"

[DesertRat]

1. Some people say small hands means something else is small

but, believe me folks, I have no problem in that department.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. "...when you pry it from my cold, small fingers..."

[pinboy3niner]

4. snort

[malaise]

7. You win the thread

[pinboy3niner]

3. To prove an earlier point, he's going down to 5th Avenue to find somebody to shoot

[In_The_Wind]

5. Anybody wanna bring a knife to my fight is welcome to step right on up here.

[Cirque du So-What]

6. 'Ein volk...'...you know the rest

Sorry, my comment has little to do with the context, but his gestures and the fucked-up faces he makes often remind me of you-know-who.