Donald Trump tells people on their deathbeds to stay alive to vote for him

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion!!

http://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Donald-Trump-Nevada-terminally-ill-sick-vote-Nov-8-9877131.php

Donald Trump encouraged those people with terminal illnesses to hang on until election day at a campaign rally in Henderson, Nev., on Wednesday.

"I don't care how sick you are," the GOP presidential candidate said. "I don't care if you just came back from the doctor and he gave you the worst possible prognosis, meaning it's over, you won't be around in two weeks. Doesn't matter. Hang out till November 8th. Get out and vote."

Trump ended his comments to those on their deathbeds with a final thought, "And then all we're going to say we love you and remember you always."...

Trump's Nevada visit also included a stop in Reno where he lectured supporters about the correct way to pronounce the name of their state.

[Matrosov]

1. Herr Trump is the manifistation of evil

and thankfully our system of checks and balances is the only thing that would keep a President Trump from surpassing Adolf Hitler from setting a new record of yyyuuugggeee bigliness in regard to evilness.

[Warpy]

2. I love the stink of Republican desperation in October

I hope it carries through to November.

And yes, this sort of thing is desperation. Nobody knows that better than the Raging Cheeto.

Internal polling must be really terrible.

[Vogon_Glory]

3. "And if you're sick, die quickly, but not before you've voted for Donald!"

To paraphrase a choice Alan Grayson barb directed at Tea-publican healthcare policy.

[BlueWarrior]

4. Let them die quickly, but vote Trump first as Scrooge would have said

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

5. Better yet, vote for Hillary and then go into remission

That would fix him.

[mnmoderatedem]

6. Welcome once again Ladies and Gentlemen to another episode of

Imagine If Hillary Had Said It!