All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look all orange and funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the alt right Underground
I'll sniff up all the Coke ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Trumpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
And all the Republicans in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all
And just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the rallies pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my lies funky
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But I always get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come here--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat
Look at me, I'm a fatty too
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The Drumptfy Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, come on and do the Drumptfy Hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, just watch me do the Drumptfy Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Drumptfy Hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, do the Drumptfy Hump
People say "Yo, Drumptfy, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my Drumptfy nose will tickle ya rear
My nose and mouth is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot my mouth off, I should be muted
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I always Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the pussy
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to lie
All ya had to do was give Drumptfy a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Drumptfy Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, come on and do the Drumptfy Hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, just watch me do the Drumptfy Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Drumptfy Hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, do the Drumptfy Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this rant
It's real easy to do--check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Drumpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this make fun of game
This is my rant, y'all, Drumpfty Drump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
White people, only you do the Drumpfty Hump, do the Drumpfty Hump
Black people, don't do Drumpfty Hump, do the Drumpfty Hump
Puerto Ricans, don't do Drumpfty Hump, do the Drumpfty Hump
Samoans et al, don't do Drumpfty Hump, do the Drumpfty Hump
Let's get stoopid !
The Drumptfy Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, come on and do the Drumptfy Hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, just watch me do the Drumptfy Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Drumptfy Hump
Do the Drumptfy Hump, do the Drumptfy Humpp
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Once again, the alt right Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
that I want to take you ova
And to the ladies
Peace and Pussy Grabbing forever
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