Millions of lawyers rejoice as tRump threatens to sue all the women he has offended. There is
a growing concern that there are not enough court rooms in the nation to handle the overwhelming number of cases potentially to be heard. It is speculated that if he is elected president he will create a new court system to take care of the issue. The new system will be based in Russia and in a surprise move rely on Sharia principles which will allow if not demand stoning of women whom tRump has offended.
In an effort to minimize the social impact of the law suits, tRump will create a deportation force to get rid of the husbands who, apparently, can't control their women. These men will be sent to Syria to fight Isis. Thus tRumps secret plan is exposed and it is a dozy. Millions of tiny handed p***ywhipped whimps will be flung against the ramparts of Middle East mayhem.
He addressed the concern of how he could possibly be in all the necessary courtrooms to testify by saying, "I'm going to have myself cloned as many times as necessary. There may be thousands of me running around grabbing p***y, I mean testifying" he said, or didn't say depending on how many people were on hand to hear him say whatever it was he did or didn't say.