FBI investigating Hillary's ties to Bill Clinton

[struggle4progress]

Andy Borowitz , 01:44 P.M.

Dropping a bombshell less than a week before the Presidential election, the F.B.I. Director James Comey revealed on Wednesday that the Bureau was investigating Hillary Clinton’s ties to Bill Clinton ...

“We have reason to believe that the ties between these two individuals go back to the nineteen-seventies,” he said. “This is going to take some time.”

On the campaign trail, Donald Trump praised Comey, whom he called “my favorite person in the world right now.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/comey-says-f-b-i-investigating-hillarys-ties-to-bill-clinton

[Laf.La.Dem.]

2. WOW - is this bombshelll from - -

WikiLeaks!!

I bet you will need to add -

[underpants]

3. That made me laugh out loud

[Coyotl]

7. FBI offered no specifics about their ongoing investigation of George Clinton

Andy Borowitz

The FBI offered no specifics about their ongoing investigation of George Clinton, the founder of Parliament-Funkadelic.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-expands-attacks-to-include-george-clinton

[HassleCat]

14. Used to see George at the airport

When I worked there. Always very nice, shaking hands, etc.

[randome]

38. PROVE IT! (Just kidding.)

Oh, what an election year!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]

[HassleCat]

42. Might have been an imposter

Warrants an investigation.

[sheshe2]

4. Thanks...

I needed a laugh.

[Coyotl]

5. **** Breaking .... out laughing.

[Gothmog]

6. I love good satire

[frazzled]

8. I've got the proof

[4lbs]

12. LOL. Bill looks like Grizzly Adams in that picture.

[montana_hazeleyes]

26. That was my exact thought on seeing the photo! LOL

[WheelWalker]

32. A lot of young men looked like Grizzly Adams back in that day.

Or a Biblical character.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

17. That's funny n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

43. That made all the stress from my frustrating morning fade away!

[bigtree]

45. love that

[brer cat]

9. Well done. nt

[milestogo]

11. Here's photographic proof of a dalliance.

[Ilsa]

19. Those two must be having a midlife crisis! nt

[BlancheSplanchnik]

47. Awwwww!

❤️

[HassleCat]

13. Just rumors

They have been seen together, and there is this woman "Chelsea" (if that's her real name), who claims both of them as parents. I don't know. Possible, I guess.

[Beartracks]

48. They have a love child??!!

OMG!

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[Elwood P Dowd]

15. Rumor is he had sex with her on multiple occasions.

Imagine all the critical national defense intel she got out of him.

[Eleanors38]

22. Is that what you call it?

[awoke_in_2003]

39. Glad I scrolled down...

I was going to post the same thing

[Ccarmona]

18. Then Comey Left Us Hanging

Saying he cannot divulge his findings until after the election.
The Horror!!!

[red dog 1]

20. K&R...Thanks for posting

I love Borowitz.

[Eleanors38]

21. BENGAZI!!

[juxtaposed]

24. It's come to that

[Buckeye_Democrat]

27. Thanks for that!!

[George II]

28. I heard they were sleeping together, too.

[tymorial]

29. This must be investigated.

The fact that both have the same last name cannot be a coincidence. I hear that they may have even been intimate and produced a child together. Can you imagine?

[TonyPDX]

30. Moronic.

[Mendocino]

31. The rumor is that Bill is a practicing

heterosexual and Hillary, well... she has been known to associate with thespians. They're EEEVILLL!!!

[Pachamama]

33. LOL....

Hear she has sex with him, producing at least one child....

[RoverSuswade]

34. That's not exactly right.

The FBI is investigating Hillary's relationship with the Clinton INDIANA Republican Party. Seems she infiltrated it back in the 70s and stole some documents while on a visit. They'll find an email or something. Oh, wait.

[forest444]

35. Not the Onion.

Jim Commie is starting to make J. Edgar "Mary" Hoover look like Abe Lincoln.

[awoke_in_2003]

40. No, it is Borowitz

who also does satire.

[LisaL]

36. FBI director Comey is about to make an announcement about investigating Hillary's connection to Bill

any moment now.

[Akacia]

37. thank you!

I needed something to smile about today!

[Dr. Strange]

41. I've always suspected that Hillary was in bed with Bill Clinton.

Good to see the FBI finally catch on.

[robbob]

46. You laugh, but I was watching "Clinton Cash", the movie

I know, I know, but a buddy who's hooked on Alex Jones (thinks he's "funny&quot made me watch a bit. Anyway, there's a scene early on where Hillary is down south, Columbia or Venezuela I believe, meeting with some company execs, all very suspicious ( ), when the narrator intones in a VERY SERIOUS voice "Two days later, she was joined by her husband Bill Clinton"..,

I just turned and looked at my buddy. "Imagine that; a husband joining his wife on her travels. Sounds suspicious...". We stopped watching.

[DFW]

49. WE can laugh, but....(I swear I'm not making this up)

I saw a friend who pasted this on Facebook, and got a string of angry comments from Republicans saying how this just proves once again what a criminal Hillary is.

I'm not kidding. I read it with my own eyes. Some of them with a sense of shame removed their angry posts when they figured out what idiots they were making of themselves, but not all. Apparently there are local ordinances in some places prohibiting Republicans from gaining a sense of humor.

[liberal N proud]

51. LOL!