Say goodbye to clean air! Rick Perry is under consideration for Energy Secretary.

[hrmjustin]

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/306499-rick-perry-considered-for-energy-secretary-report

[BootinUp]

1. Drill baby drill! Eliminate the EPA and fuck every other regulatory agency he can't name!

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

10. Somebody wake me up from this four-year nightmare!

[jaysunb]

2. This is a joke...right ??

That's one of the departments he tried to say he would eliminate, but had a brain fart and couldn't remember it's name.

[hrmjustin]

4. Our long national nightmare has begun!

[LeftInTX]

7. LOL - He's so dumb - he called the oil spill an "act of God".

[pinboy3niner]

9. Could be lucky for us. He'll head to work and forget where he was going.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

11. Good one! ... prolly not that far off!

[leftofcool]

15. Well there is one good thing about this

They can put him to inspecting Melania's stripper poles for unusual substances.

[Skittles]

17. Trump is surrounding himself with the people who kissed his ass

which by very definition makes them unqualified

[UTUSN]

3. What, PALIN didn't *put* OUT?!1

[SammyWinstonJack]

19. ROFL

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Holy hell.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. And not Sarah Palin?

[Wilms]

8. It's about hairspray.

Hair Spray vs. Ozone? Trump Makes Outdated Complaint

At a rally on Thursday in West Virginia, presidential candidate Donald Trump aired grievances over a product that appears to play a role in his daily life: hair spray.

"You know, you're not allowed to hair spray anymore because it affects the ozone," Trump said. "Hair spray's not like it used to be. It used to be real good," he added.

http://www.livescience.com/54677-trump-hairspray-ozone-layer.html

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. I thought he used spar varnish.

[Solly Mack]

13. I'd laugh but it's really not funny.

[geomon666]

14. .

[TexasTowelie]

16. Texas' revenge on the rest of the country.

Perry will give the nation what it deserves after voting for Trump.

[rwheeler31]

18. oops