Air Force 1. What changes

[GP6971]

will the Groper make? At taxpayer's expense of course.

And what will happen to his gold gilded 757?

[GWC58]

1. Air Trump One! 😫

[GP6971]

2. Good one!! n/t

[lpbk2713]

3. No Mexican food will be served.

...

[NightWatcher]

4. Replace the secured communications room with spray tan booth

[GP6971]

5. Don't forget

room for his hair stylists...I'm sure there is more than one.

[rzemanfl]

6. I hope they skimp on maintenance and give the crew parachutes. n/t

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

7. Conference room will be gilded

All press seats removed from top deck; press relocated to cargo hold
A room for Ivanka built next to Daddy's
Gold plate the aircraft wheels
Separate C17 aircraft to carry disembarking stairs with red carpet and flashing lights ("Stairsteps One&quot
Second comm system added for Trump, Inc., businesses
"President Trump" painted over entry door

More to come as Trump learns that no one will tell the president "No"

[GP6971]

9. Sadly, most of

that is within the realm of possibility. Although I think the wheels will be gold plated for ease of cleaning.

I think the current support aircraft consists of 2 C17s...probably have to add a third for all his excesses.

[onecaliberal]

8. The flying maggot.

[jmowreader]

10. He'll just put a Presidential Seal on the tail of his own plane, and call it good

Or, at least, he'll try to. This will cause The First Big Blowup Of His Administration: when they tell him he HAS to use the government's plane AND he can't redecorate the damn thing, he HAS to use the government's limousines, all the female visitors who come to the White House after hours in the period before the school year ends have to be logged in...

The Second Big Blowup Of His Administration comes when he finds out you don't order Congress around.

[Johnny2X2X]

11. Stripper pole

Red lighting and gold plastic everywhere.

[GP6971]

12. I like it!

and so appropriate

[pinboy3niner]

13. SoS Romney will be strapped on top

The same way the Romneys flew Rafalca.