Women should bury or burn their menstrual pads

[angrychair]

Given the complete lack of scientific fact or logic in states like Texas or Indiana or possibly your state soon, I felt it was important to mention that as a counter-protest move in places like Texas, sexually active women should ask if they have to have a funeral every time they have their period.
Simple fact is that many, 50% by day 11 and 80% by day 12 by my research, of zygotes, though fertilized eggs, fail to take to the uterine wall for one reason or another and pass from the women's body in a menstrual cycle, likely without her actually knowing she was even pregnant. So to be safe women may need to hold a funeral a month or more or less depending on the women.

These type of laws and rules are ridiculous and batshst insane.

[rzemanfl]

1. I am in favor of funerals for the contents of condoms. One for each little sperm.

With a choir and eulogy.

[angrychair]

5. Millions and millions

Of brave little soldiers.

[rzemanfl]

6. More like Navy Seals if you think about it. n/t

[COLGATE4]

7. They gave their all for the cause.

[ffr]

8. Would that include fapping without a condom?

Those choirs and eulogies will make a deafening sound all throughout the day and night!! There will be no peace in Texas.

[mythology]

10. Here's the funeral song

https://m.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

32. This

[pnwmom]

15. 1. nt

[dhol82]

20. Of course

[demmiblue]

27. Or charges of reckless abandonment for the dude:

[bravenak]

29. Me too

[IADEMO2004]

2. News headlines are now like a Dark Side version of the Onion come true.

edit spelling

[CountAllVotes]

3. They should mail them to ...

tRump and his pointy hatted friends!

[Warpy]

4. No, just bundle them up and send them to one's Republican representatives

so they can determine whether or not a funeral is necessary and/or criminal charges for negligent homicide should be filed.

My guess is that law would be overturned in a week. A Virginia law proposed to declare miscarriage a reportable offense was withdrawn a day after I made the same suggestion in one of their papers.

[rurallib]

22. Agreed. That will create some new jobs - Inspectors of Menstral Pads or IMPs

[Uponthegears]

9. Please please please

Do not give them any ideas.

[Hekate]

11. Or send them to Pence for inspection. He's interested in that kind of thing.

[HassleCat]

12. Good idea

Baptize them, give them names, apply for passports, get SS numbers, etc.

[sheshe2]

13. ...

Don't forget to register them to vote.

[cwydro]

14. 50%?

Unlikely, since many sexually active women are on birth control.

[pnwmom]

16. 50% of zygotes. Whether the woman was on birth control would be irrelevant. n/t

[cwydro]

17. Ok, but there are a helluva lot of us gay women out here.

I just found that to be kind of high.

[pnwmom]

18. That doesn't change the fact that about half of pregnancies sponanteously abort

while still in the stage of zygotes -- so the tissue would just look like a heavy period.

The OP isn't saying that half of menstrual periods result in pregnancies -- it's saying that half of pregnancies fail before a woman even knows she's pregnant.

[Ilsa]

21. Yep. Mother Nature aborts more than any doctor could. nt

[cwydro]

23. Gotcha.

[pnwmom]

26. Did you hear about the Periods for Pence campaign?

The idea is for women to send their used menstrual products to Pence, asking if they need to be buried or not.

But it turns out that sending biological waste through the mail is a no-no.

Maybe women should just send photos of their used pads?

[HockeyMom]

19. Ruptered ecoptic at 5 or 6 weeks

Hospital couldn't give precise date. Terrible experience in a Catholic hospital but even they didn't go that far. What do you want to name your child? Better be gender neutral because cannot determine gender at that point. Contact lense case as coffin? Burial place? In a potted plant at home?

[MineralMan]

24. Send them all to Trump for inspection.

[bucolic_frolic]

25. All sperm should be banked too

and blessed and cremated or buried. ALL OF IT.

Every wet dream wastes human life potential, and these sinners
should be punished!!

[Lotusflower70]

28. Sure why not

Do it in front of the State Capitol.

[niyad]

30. I prefer mailing them to the appropriate legislators.

[burrowowl]

31. LOL!!!!!

then again maybe not, don't give Pence any ideas!