My husband was on the search for something appropriate to describe how he felt about tRump.

[MANative]

This is what he decided was right on point:

You're a mean one, Mr. Trump.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Trump.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Trump.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Trump.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Trump.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Trump.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Trump.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Trump.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Trump
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr Trump

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Trump
With a nauseous super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Trump!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

Credit for original lyrics to Theodor Geisel (Dr Suess) and music by Albert Hague. Couldn't get the link to work properly.

[Cha]

1. Brilliant.. Thank your husband, MANative!

trump is a blown up maggot.

[MANative]

3. Mr. MANative blushes and says "You're welcome!"

At 59, he's still a great big kid, and he's been humming this for the last two hours.

[Cha]

5. I love it! I would be too if I were that brilliant to make up

all that.

Should be published in a little book. Then drumpf would have it banned.

[MANative]

8. Did you hear about the Internet Archive securing server space for billions of...

web-page backups in Canada? Trump can try, but he won't succeed in shutting us up!

[Cha]

9. No, I didn't hear about that.. sounds intriguing..

[MANative]

10. Can't remember where I read it. May have been Media Matters for America. I'll see if I can find it.

I was pretty surprised, TBH.

Found several stories, and their twitter feed confirms it. Here's one: Internet Archive is Building Canadian Copy

[Cha]

12. Thank Goodness for smart People!

Internet Archive is Building Canadian Copy

http://www.theverge.com/2016/11/29/13778188/internet-archive-of-canada-backup-trump-surveillance-censorship

Put that in my journal.. thank you for that, MANative!

[MANative]

13. My pleasure!!

[Vogon_Glory]

2. I've started calling Trump's followers Magoos

[MANative]

4. Highly appropriate!

[Vogon_Glory]

6. Look up the original concept for Mr Magoo on Wiki; it's scary! n/r

[MANative]

7. Wow - I had no idea! "Misanthropic" certainly describes Trump and his lemmings.

[madokie]

11. reply to find later when I have time to copy

This is a keeper for sure

Thanks for sharing