These Are Real Notes From A Real Conversation Between Trump And The Prime Minister Of Pakistan

[KamaAina]

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These are the real notes from a real conversation between President-elect Donald Trump and Nawaz Sharif, the Prime Minister of Pakistan. This is a screenshot from the website of the Press Information Department of the government of Pakistan. It has not been altered in any way.

In case it’s hard to read in the screenshot:
PR No. 298 PM TELEPHONES PRESIDENT-ELECT USA Islamabad: November 30, 2016
Prime Minister Muhammad Nawaz Sharif called President-elect USA Donald Trump and felicitated him on his victory. President Trump said Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif you have a very good reputation. You are a terrific guy. You are doing amazing work which is visible in every way. I am looking forward to see you soon. As I am talking to you Prime Minister, I feel I am talking to a person I have known for long. Your country is amazing with tremendous opportunities. Pakistanis are one of the most intelligent people. I am ready and willing to play any role that you want me to play to address and find solutions to the outstanding problems. It will be an honor and I will personally do it. Feel free to call me any time even before 20th January that is before I assume my office.

On being invited to visit Pakistan by the Prime Minister, Mr. Trump said that he would love to come to a fantastic country, fantastic place of fantastic people. Please convey to the Pakistani people that they are amazing and all Pakistanis I have known are exceptional people, said Mr. Donald Trump.

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Pakistan is considered a major non-NATO ally by the United States.

[pangaia]

1. We gotta somehow get rid of this guy and Pense and all of the fuckers.

[elleng]

2. 'This guy' easier than Pense and all of the fuckers,

imo.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Amazing, tremendous, terrific, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic

This Trump clown is a superlative empty-suit.

[Ilsa]

4. Let's hope Don the Con takes a trip there.

It's a fabulous vacation spot with many opportunities for building hotels and casinos. Donny should check it out now before AF1 becomes available to him. Let's encourage him to go. Get on that plane, Donny! Take the wife and kid!

[WhiteTara]

10. Take the whole family! And Melania and Ivanka

should wear some of their favorite clothes. The high heels alone should set a trend.

[Ilsa]

11. Trump can tell him how much he wants to keep muslims out of the US.

He probably hasn't been told that Pakistan is a muslim nation, split off from India after the last days of the Raj.

[JHan]

5. Good job Donald

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[Wellstone ruled]

6. This is going to get real interesting real quick.

Just imagine what foreign leaders are saying about Con Job's verbal responses. OMG,we are dealing with a Middle School Drop out.

[smirkymonkey]

7. WTF? Is this satire? It has to be, but I can never tell these days.

He sounds like a moronic third-grader who just picked up a few 50 cent words.

If it's not satire, I might just have to check myself into a mental hospital because I cannot believe someone so stupid is about to become the most powerful man in the free world.

[GummyBearz]

8. Just imagine what his first state of the union speech will be like

Don't make a drinking game out of how many times the words terrific or amazing are used, you will run out of booze

[SDJay]

9. Just Thinking Of Him

giving the SOTU makes me want to freaking vomit. Ugh.