Satire: A New 2nd Amendment to Be Introduced by Trump
Along with a rewrite of the 1st Amendment of the Constitution, described elsewhere, President for Life Donald Trump's Constitutional Updating Team (CUT) has released the new version of the 2nd Amendment which will be passed by 2/3 of the loyal congress and ratified by 3/4 or all conservative states within the first 100 days of the Perpetual Trump Administration. The original version and the new, updated version appear below:
Original 2nd Amendment
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
New CUT 2nd Amendment
"An orderly Society, being necessary to the security of a controlled State, the duty of Christian Citizens of European ancestry to keep and bear Arms, shall be required and protected."