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babylonsister

(171,057 posts)
Sun Dec 4, 2016, 02:42 PM Dec 2016

Obama Politely Asks Trump to Wait Until Inauguration Before Destroying World

Obama Politely Asks Trump to Wait Until Inauguration Before Destroying World
10:10 AM


Photograph by Pablo Martinez Monsivais / AP



WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office meeting that White House aides described as “friendly but strained,” President Obama politely asked President-elect Donald Trump to wait until he is officially sworn in to begin destroying the world.

According to the aides, Obama said that, while he understood that Trump was eager to create potentially cataclysmic diplomatic crises around the world, tradition dictated that he wait until he is actually President to do so.

Obama cited the example of George W. Bush, who waited until he took the oath of office before wreaking destruction on a massive scale.

“There’ll be loads of time for you to do stuff like that,” Obama reportedly said.


During the meeting, which lasted nearly an hour, Obama repeatedly asked Trump “if he understood what was being said to him,” the aides reported.

After the meeting, Trump spoke briefly with reporters but cut the session short to “jump on a phone call with Kim Jong-un.”

“He’s a terrific guy, he’s doing just a terrific job over there,” Trump said, of the North Korean leader.

Obama did not take questions from reporters but was later seen sitting at his desk, holding his head in his hands.
























By Andy Borowitz,
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-politely-asks-trump-to-wait-until-inauguration-before-destroying-world?mbid=social_facebook

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Obama Politely Asks Trump to Wait Until Inauguration Before Destroying World (Original Post) babylonsister Dec 2016 OP
Pretty much ismnotwasm Dec 2016 #1
It would be funnier if it wasn't so real Calculating Dec 2016 #2
I said the same thing about another, similar thread... Wounded Bear Dec 2016 #3
It's hilarious... ailsagirl Dec 2016 #13
Too close to the truth to even be sure it is a parody or not! ginnyinWI Dec 2016 #17
You get the feeling it did happen that way somewhat? Solly Mack Dec 2016 #4
I imagine President Obama is horrified, as are we. nt babylonsister Dec 2016 #5
I do, too. Solly Mack Dec 2016 #7
The first black President handing over power to a racist asshole LiberalLovinLug Dec 2016 #14
I agree that the Obamas must be devastated -- hell, I'd feel like I wasted 8 Nay Dec 2016 #15
It had to be Borowitz. louis-t Dec 2016 #6
for a minute, I thought it was real b/c so true abotu Crises-in-Chief wordpix Dec 2016 #8
LMAO! UCmeNdc Dec 2016 #9
Love Andy, but it's the truth here that's funny.... or not. mountain grammy Dec 2016 #10
one of my dear departed mother's favorite sayings: barbtries Dec 2016 #11
Trump is still a Private Citizen until sworn in HockeyMom Dec 2016 #12
K&R nt ProudProgressiveNow Dec 2016 #16

ailsagirl

(22,896 posts)
13. It's hilarious...
Sun Dec 4, 2016, 04:58 PM
Dec 2016

but it hurts like hell.

Gallows humor

noun
grim and ironic humor in a desperate or hopeless situation.

ginnyinWI

(17,276 posts)
17. Too close to the truth to even be sure it is a parody or not!
Sun Dec 4, 2016, 05:24 PM
Dec 2016

The disclaimer should be on top of the post.

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
7. I do, too.
Sun Dec 4, 2016, 03:27 PM
Dec 2016

I also imagine a man who geared his words down to a child's level in hopes of curbing the behavior of the over-grown orange puffer fish he was speaking to.

I can almost hear Obama asking the great orange hype to not give in to his irrational impulses. Only Obama would have told him to not tweet angry, since that is the only level of speaking Trump Jong-un understands.

LiberalLovinLug

(14,173 posts)
14. The first black President handing over power to a racist asshole
Sun Dec 4, 2016, 04:58 PM
Dec 2016

that has appointed White Nationalists to head his departments. And who wants to dismantle, if not him then his majority party, the biggest accomplishment of Obama's term, the ACA.

I can only imagine. And his daughters who thought their father helped to usher in a new enlightened era only to watch all of his accomplishments be destroyed. Michelle, who gave so much of herself with her outstanding speeches (so good even Trump's wife used them) during the campaign. Their whole family must be devastated behind doors.

Nay

(12,051 posts)
15. I agree that the Obamas must be devastated -- hell, I'd feel like I wasted 8
Sun Dec 4, 2016, 05:07 PM
Dec 2016

years of my life trying to set things right, only to be rejected and then faced with a blowhard racist/sexist as my successor. If the Obamas muttered "fuck this shit" and moved to Canada I wouldn't blame them a bit.

barbtries

(28,787 posts)
11. one of my dear departed mother's favorite sayings:
Sun Dec 4, 2016, 04:38 PM
Dec 2016

"you may as well laugh as cry"

when i saw this on fb this morning i decided to laugh. it's funny. tragic and funny...

 

HockeyMom

(14,337 posts)
12. Trump is still a Private Citizen until sworn in
Sun Dec 4, 2016, 04:53 PM
Dec 2016

How and why can he be doing what he is doing? Well, maybe does not apply to Dictator Elect.

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