BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump issues a strong statement on humanitarian crisis in Aleppo.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

No, no, no. We're just kidding.

He really just tweeted out an insult to Vanity Fair because they gave his restaurant a bad review.

You didn't really think.......Details at Eleven.

[Blanks]

1. I thought I'd stepped into an alternate reality...

But clearly it's just satire.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. He wouldn't dare speak out on what's happening there.

He doesn't want to step on the toes of his new BFFs.

[christx30]

12. You're assuming he knows anything about what's happening over there.

Anything about Aleppo isn't about Donald Trump. I doubt he's interested. He's just into things that are about him, or will further enrich him. The rest of the world, to him, is just static on his television.

[yallerdawg]

3. This sick, petty, spiteful, nasty, vain, bullying pile of four-legged manure...

has been elected WHAT?

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[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. America, America, America.

You know, she could have been your president.

[justhanginon]

16. Go ahead, make me cry for what could have been!

[Cha]

32. "Has anyone looked at the really poor ugly face of donald trump

rigged elect?

Way down, big trouble, dead! Donald quack trump, no talent, will be out!"

Fixed it.

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. Uses the same insults, always. Anyways, that is what people will be saying about him soon.

[mopinko]

5. srsly, tho, these kind of fakes shows how fake news gets clicks.

personally, i dont equate the clicks w believing or even wanting to believe the attention grabbing headline. the clicks are, imho, of the -the fuck you say!- variety.
you gotta see how they manage to massage the truth into that tight of a pretzel.

[DanTex]

6. LOL. Nicely done.

[caraher]

7. Got me

Feel like I clicked on this

[Initech]

8. I thought Donald Trump was the only one strong enough to stop Isis!

He can't even take a fucking joke! Vanity Fair are being big meanie heads!

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. HA!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

9. Well done (not rare). I don't usually like bait-n-switch humor, but this one worked! Timing! . . nt

[PatSeg]

10. Thanks

I needed that!

[subterranean]

11. Well, I bet Vanity Fair's numbers are way up today!

That restaurant review will get a lot more attention than it would have if Trump had ignored it.

[benld74]

13. Take a look at that Vanity Fair article

It was SPOT ON.
The pix of the food served to their table looked horrible, in presentation AND supposed superb meals/drinks.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review

[Turbineguy]

14. St. Ronnie, Dubya,

and now Trump.

I wonder if there will be a follower of these?

[Generator]

15. That even the most corrupt scum Republicons

would let this man be president

[awoke_in_2003]

17. If this country wasn't a laughing stock before

it will be soon.

[DallasNE]

18. Made You Look

That is dirty pool.

[left-of-center2012]

19. He's reading Vanity Fair instead of the intel briefings?

We're screwed.

[LandrosT]

20. Par for the course for that repulsive man

It's astonishing that so many Americans were stupid enough to elect this prick. Truly mind-boggling.

[ailsagirl]

21. Here's another good drumpf adjective

execrable

adjective
1.
utterly detestable; abominable; abhorrent.
2.
very bad:
an execrable stage performance.

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. Back window of a SUV in Gulf Shores yesterday...Thank you Lord Jesus for President Trump. It was

Yuge. Took up the entire window space.

[IronLionZion]

22. His strong decisive solution

is to work with Russia to kill everyone there.

Admitting that there is a humanitarian problem would humanize those humans. He and his supporters want us to remember that brown humans aren't human.

[MADem]

23. VF also said the Trump Post Office Hotel sucked--the linens were cheap, the decorations cheesy.

Ggggggrrrrrrrr! How dare they insult cheap velour and golden paint, and thin veneers that look cheaply slapped up? How dare they notice thin foreign-made linens?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

24. Donald truly caring about other people? I figured it was a joke.

Made me look and laugh, though!

[AgadorSparticus]

25. Not gonna lie. You got me but good. For about 2.2 seconds, I was a little dizzy with hope.

[HassleCat]

26. I thought he would call for a ban on Muslims.

Would be easy in Syria. Just deport everyone.

[NanceGreggs]

27. Trump is holding back on making any official statement ...

... until he speaks to his newly-appointed special advisor on the topic, Gary Johnson.

[pbmus]

28. Trump gave that stupid thumbs up signal to Putin and Assad

And thousands of people have been murdered...

[agalisgv]

29. We need to laugh

God knows we cry enough.

[ailsagirl]

38. +1000

[DFW]

30. Well, obviously you were kidding

DUH. Trump thinks "Aleppo" is a misspelling of a brand of dog food.

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. Not on his radar, doubt he thinks about this, period.

[Cha]

31. dumphuck.. this covers it all..

PolitiFact Verified account 
‏@PolitiFact
.@realDonaldTrump: White House only complained about Russian hacking "after Hillary lost" http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/dec/15/donald-trump/pants-fire-trump-tweet-about-russian-hacking-probe/ …

Mahalo, Tommy.. P.S. I knew it wasn't true... that it would be heinous trump as usual.

[Vinca]

37. To be fair, at his pep rally last night he said he would get the wealthy countries in the region

to fund safe zones for the Syrians. He's got this giant magic wand and he holds it in his tiny, little hands and . . . POOF . . . the world does what he wants.